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    A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered.

    The salesman asked if his father was at home.
    Little Johnny: "Yes."

    The salesman: "Well, can I see him please?"
    Little Johnny: "No, he is in the shower."

    The Salesman asked if his mother was at home.
    Little Johnny: "Yes."

    The Salesman: "Well can I see her?"
    Little Johnny: "No, she's in the shower too.."

    The Salesman: "Do you think they will be out soon?"
    Little Johnny: "No."

    The salesman asked why.
    Little Johnny: "Well, when my dad asked me for the vaseline I gave him some super glue instead."

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    not bad man

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    He must have a dumb dad if he used the super glue instead of vaseline they dont come in same type of containers

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Hunter View Post
    He must have a dumb dad if he used the super glue instead of vaseline they dont come in same type of containers
    I guess that's what we call a "minor detail".

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    lol

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    lol

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    lol

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    thats one evil kid haha

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    LOL I like it

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