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    I laid laminate flooring once, it was shit, but it's not a hard job.

    You accountants usually have plenty of skilled labourers on your client list, willing to do "favours"

    Is it tongue and groove?

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    Well, I've got loads of clients who think I'm the richest bloke in the world and give me quotes accordingly

    I normally get a self-employed mate to do jobs like that for cash money - but don't tell JP.

    He'll sue my black arse. Fecking ambulance chaser.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    my uncle gets tons of free stuff from his clients.

    You want to start being a bit nicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    my uncle gets tons of free stuff from his clients.

    You want to start being a bit nicer.
    I used to be nice to them, but then I realised that the only thing I've got to sell is my time, so in order to be owed any 'favours', I'd have to give that away for free.

    Fuck that, like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    my uncle gets tons of free stuff from his clients.

    You want to start being a bit nicer.
    I used to be nice to them, but then I realised that the only thing I've got to sell is my time, so in order to be owed any 'favours', I'd have to give that away for free.

    Fuck that, like.
    You could sell your expertise.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Sorry
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Sorry
    No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

    I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Sorry
    No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

    I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.
    There is, Brollyboo.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chip Monk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    No need to apologise - I sometimes think my own posts are hilarious.

    I made one this morning and had a wee chuckle to myself whilst wishing ruefully that there was someone else posting here who is as witty and insightful as wot I am.
    There is, Brollyboo.
    There is?

    Who do you mean, MCHeshpants420.
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