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    A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been sexually assaulted.

    The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details.

    She told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he had on a helmet and gloves.

    "That sounds as if the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman. "Oh yes he was" replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman".

    "I suppose you guessed that because of his accent " said the Sergeant.

    "No" the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."

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