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A distraught woman rushed into a Police Station claiming she had been sexually assaulted.
The Desk Sergeant calmed her down and asked her to provide details.
She told him that it was a man of average height dressed in white and that he was wearing protective pads on his legs and forearms, additionally he had on a helmet and gloves.
"That sounds as if the man was a cricketer" observed the policeman. "Oh yes he was" replied the woman, "and what's more he was an Englishman".
"I suppose you guessed that because of his accent " said the Sergeant.
"No" the woman said, "it was because he didn't stay in very long."
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01-15-2007, 01:10 PM
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LOL good one
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01-21-2007, 11:40 AM
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01-23-2007, 01:45 PM
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02-04-2007, 08:48 PM
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Haha...great
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