It's snowing in CUmbernauld!

[manker]

Do you actually take any notice of hosepipe bans

I've never known anyone to get fined for using one during a ban.

Well, I sort of used it as an excuse for not washing the cars

However, my patio desperately needs jet-washing, so I'm going to do it this weekend, regardless of ban.

We're on a meter anyway, so I don't think bans should apply to me, because I pay for what I use, like.

I don't think hosepipe bans apply to jet-washers. Tho' I'm only guesing.


I prolly didn't mention it on here (cos it's not interesting in the slightest) but I found a jet-washer under my stairs just before xmas when I was hunting for sellotape. I've definitely never bought or used one. True story.

Wonder if it was borrowed from the old bloke who used to live where the lesbians do now before he died

[Barbarossa]

The lesbians live in a dead man's house

Are they squatters



I don't know why I used to naughty smiley there. Oh wait, yes I do

[manker]

The lesbians live in a dead man's house

Are they squatters



I don't know why I used to naughty smiley there. Oh wait, yes I do

Prolly best not to GIS for 'squatting lesbian'

[Gripper]

Well, I sort of used it as an excuse for not washing the cars

However, my patio desperately needs jet-washing, so I'm going to do it this weekend, regardless of ban.

We're on a meter anyway, so I don't think bans should apply to me, because I pay for what I use, like.

I don't think hosepipe bans apply to jet-washers. Tho' I'm only guesing.


I prolly didn't mention it on here (cos it's not interesting in the slightest) but I found a jet-washer under my stairs just before xmas when I was hunting for sellotape. I've definitely never bought or used one. True story.

Wonder if it was borrowed from the old bloke who used to live where the lesbians do now before he died

Can I have the jet washer if you don't want it?

I'll start one of them bin cleaning businesses,might be a bugger fitting it on me bike though.

[manker]

Duno, I'll have to ask the missus.

My patio is stinking and altho' I prolly won't bother to wash it (who needs a clean patio anyway), she might.

[Chip Monk]

Hosepipe ban, I love your quaint third World ways.

[Barbarossa]

Write off my debt, you heartless swine

[Chip Monk]

Write off my debt, you heartless swine

Then how would you learn a prudent fiscal policy.

I'd love to but sometimes one just has to be cruel to be kind.