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    to my birthday party in April. All are welcome, but you have to come dressed as an insect of some sort.

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    I'm coming as a can of bug spray.

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    i will most likely come as an insect of some sort then.

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    @ Cheese...You're being escorted by two giant spiders to make sure you behave.

    @ Alien 5. Yey!
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    Oooh, can I come?

    I'll dress as an arachnid and scare our significant others via the gift of pretending to have a real spider in a matchbox.



    Edit: come to think of it, it wouldn't take that much effort to have a real spider in a matchbox.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Oooh, can I come?

    I'll dress as an arachnid and scare our significant others via the gift of pretending to have a real spider in a matchbox.



    Edit: come to think of it, it wouldn't take that much effort to have a real spider in a matchbox.
    I'd be offended if you didn't come! Didn't you have your birthday down here?

    I'm going to be a praying mantis and cut off the head of my significant other prior to post-birthday intercourse.

    Apologies if I just gave your age away. Removed now.
    Last edited by CrabGirl; 01-21-2007 at 08:19 PM. Reason: A
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Oooh, can I come?

    I'll dress as an arachnid and scare our significant others via the gift of pretending to have a real spider in a matchbox.



    Edit: come to think of it, it wouldn't take that much effort to have a real spider in a matchbox.
    I'd be offended if you didn't come! Didn't you have your birthday down here?

    I'm going to be a praying mantis and cut off the head of my significant other prior to post-birthday intercourse.

    Apologies if I just gave your age away. Removed now.
    Oh yeah, I did too. So that's sorted then.

    Btw, you crazy Greek, you might want to cut his head off post post-birthday intercourse



    Edit: I didn't notice if you did. Anyway, pensioners can be cool too.
    Last edited by manker; 01-21-2007 at 08:25 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    lol will it be in the southern uk? if so i can try to be there.

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    Oh yeh...

    But in the praying mantis the head-cutting-off triggers the mating motions.

    So then he'd need to be dressed as a praying mantis too, and he's going as bug spray.

    Urrrm. Didn't really think that one through.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    lol will it be in the southern uk? if so i can try to be there.
    Plymouth somewhere. I haven't sorted a venue yet but you can come as long as you don't squabble with Cheese.
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