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    Alabama License Application



    Last name: _________________

    First name:
    (Check appropriate box)
    [_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue
    [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
    [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
    [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
    [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
    [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

    Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)

    Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure

    Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right

    Occupation:
    [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
    [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
    [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician

    Spouse's Name_________________________
    2nd Spouse's Name: _________________
    3rd Spouse's Name: _________________

    Lover's Name: ________________________
    2nd Lover's Name: ___________________

    Relationship to spouse:
    [_] Sister [_] Aunt
    [_] Brother [_] Uncle
    [_] Mother [_] Son
    [_] Father [_] Daughter
    [_] Cousin [_] Pet

    Number of children living in household: _____

    Number of children living in shed: _____

    Number that are yours: _____

    Mother's Name: ___________________

    Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

    Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
    Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

    ___ Total number of vehicles that you own
    ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
    ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
    ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
    ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

    Where your firearms are kept:
    [_] truck [_] kitchen
    [_] bedroom [_] bathroom
    [_] shed

    Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_

    Do you have a gun rack?
    [_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:
    _____________________

    Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
    [_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe
    [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
    [_] Rifle and Shotgun

    ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO

    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis

    ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

    How often do you bathe:
    [_] Weekly
    [_] Monthly
    [_] Not applicable

    Color of teeth:
    [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
    [_] Brown [_] Black
    [_] N/A
    How many?_____

    Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man

    How far is your home from a paved road?
    [_] 200-400 miles
    [_] over 400 miles
    [_] what's a miles?

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    I didn't understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireBlaze View Post
    I didn't understand

  4. Funny S**t   -   #4
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by FireBlaze View Post
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    Damn Yankee

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