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    brenda's Avatar Reborn again BT Rep: +3
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    my evil business partner went on holiday and took the laptop home with her purely for the spiteful purpose of depriving me of using it! So fof 3 weeks I've had barely any contact with the outside world, or rather the worldwideworld. It's such a releif to be back
    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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    Nice to have you back

    Maybe the next venture could be to upgrade your existing cafe to an interweb-cafe.

    That would foil your evil partner's plans
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    It already is but the explanation as to why i didn't use them is as long as it is boring.... however i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve
    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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    welcome back.

    how's the bump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brenda View Post
    It already is but the explanation as to why i didn't use them is as long as it is boring.... however i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve


    How very curious. Please do tell, no aspect is too trivial.


    Not as if there's a lot to read around here recently, anyhow
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by brenda View Post
    It already is but the explanation as to why i didn't use them is as long as it is boring.... however i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve
    mtoeahpr.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by brenda View Post
    however i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve
    Its a baby not a cunning plan

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    wizard's sleeve?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB View Post
    welcome back.

    how's the bump?
    the bump very large and very kicky and could drop out at any minute, i'm having so called 'practice contractions' as we speak
    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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    Quote Originally Posted by brenda View Post
    the bump very large and very kicky and could drop out at any minute, i'm having so called 'practice contractions' as we speak
    Perhaps you partner has absconded with the lappy to protect it from random "contractions" and the inevitable "breaking of the water"...neither of which are especially conductive to safe laptop computing practices.

    If you read the pamphlet "Impeding Motherhood and Computer Usage" (which you should have gotten as part of the training package) you will see more info.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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