Reborn again
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my evil business partner went on holiday and took the laptop home with her purely for the spiteful purpose of depriving me of using it! So fof 3 weeks I've had barely any contact with the outside world, or rather the worldwideworld. It's such a releif to be back
This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria
effendi
Nice to have you back
Maybe the next venture could be to upgrade your existing cafe to an interweb-cafe.
That would foil your evil partner's plans
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Reborn again
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It already is but the explanation as to why i didn't use them is as long as it is boring.... however i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve
This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria
Smoke weed everyday
welcome back.
how's the bump?
effendi
Originally Posted by brenda
It already is but the explanation as to why i didn't use them is as long as it is boring.... however i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve
How very curious. Please do tell, no aspect is too trivial.
Not as if there's a lot to read around here recently, anyhow
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Frog Shoulder
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mtoeahpr.It already is but the explanation as to why i didn't use them is as long as it is boring.... however i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Smoke weed everyday
Its a baby not a cunning planhowever i do have a cunning plan up my sleeve
mostly harmless
wizard's sleeve?
Reborn again
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the bump very large and very kicky and could drop out at any minute, i'm having so called 'practice contractions' as we speak
This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria
Shovel Ready
Perhaps you partner has absconded with the lappy to protect it from random "contractions" and the inevitable "breaking of the water"...neither of which are especially conductive to safe laptop computing practices.the bump very large and very kicky and could drop out at any minute, i'm having so called 'practice contractions' as we speak
If you read the pamphlet "Impeding Motherhood and Computer Usage" (which you should have gotten as part of the training package) you will see more info.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
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