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Thread: Who Wears The Pants?

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    A young couple was in their honeymoon suite
    on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed,
    the husband, who was a big burly bruiser, tossed his
    pants to his bride and said, "Here, put these on."

    She put them on and the waist was twice the size
    of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said.

    "That's right and don't forget it," said the husband.
    "I'm the man in this family."

    With that, she flipped him her panties and said,
    "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could
    only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

    He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties."

    She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's
    going to be until your fucking attitude changes!"

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    owned

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    lol... where's the next part where he fucks he anyways cause now she's not wearing any panties?

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    nice.

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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by darknessgp View Post
    lol... where's the next part where he fucks he anyways cause now she's not wearing any panties?
    Hahaha too funny.
    Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
    Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.


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    lol
    nice!

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    there's alot of truth in that joke

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    Nice xD

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