In July of 1947......

[Skiz]

In July of 1947, a historical event took place....

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an unidentified object With five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico

This is a well know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the Federal Government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 exactly nine months after that Historic day:

Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
Bill Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer and
Barbara Boxer

were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.

[terrorize]

Where's G.Bush?

[Skiz]

Where's G.Bush?

In Washington, I suppose.

If you're referring to why he isn't on the list; He was already born, among other reasons.

[vidcc]

Where's G.Bush?

In Washington, I suppose.

If you're referring to why he isn't on the list; He was already born, among other reasons.

It's funny but not exactly accurate (are circular emails ever?) I wouldn't bother pointing this out but seeing as you used the whistle smile and pointed that bush couldn't possibly be included because of his birth date.............


Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. 31 March 1948
Hillary Rodham: 26 October 1947
John F. Kerry: 11 December 1943
Bill Clinton: 19 August 1946
Howard Dean: 17 November 1948
Nancy Pelosi: 26 March 1940
Dianne Feinstein:22 June 1933
Charles E. Schumer:23 November 1950
Barbara Boxer: 11 November 1940

All this aside what date will be nine months ?

[Skiz]

In Washington, I suppose.

If you're referring to why he isn't on the list; He was already born, among other reasons.

It's funny but not exactly accurate (are circular emails ever?) I wouldn't bother pointing this out but seeing as you used the whistle smile and pointed that bush couldn't possibly be included because of his birth date.............


Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. 31 March 1948
Hillary Rodham: 26 October 1947
John F. Kerry: 11 December 1943
Bill Clinton: 19 August 1946
Howard Dean: 17 November 1948
Nancy Pelosi: 26 March 1940
Dianne Feinstein:22 June 1933
Charles E. Schumer:23 November 1950
Barbara Boxer: 11 November 1940

All this aside what date will be nine months ?

It is in Funny Stuff after all.

[Barbarossa]

But it's fundamentally untrue.


http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

[vidcc]

It is in Funny Stuff after all.

Yes and I laughed at it the first time I read it (back when it was just a chain email) even though it was blatantly wrong.

However you appear unable to get the joke and somehow "smug" pointing out his birth date was before the event when someone asked why bush was not on the list. Which is why I felt compelled to reply.

[Skiz]

But it's fundamentally untrue.


http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp

So are the rests of the posts in this section. They're JOKES.

If you don't have a sense of humor, why come to 'Funny Stuff'?

[Barbarossa]

A joke is funny. A notable coincidence is funny. A witty observation regarding a coincidence is funny.

A witty observation regarding a so-called "coincidence" that isn't even actually true, is like....

Surely you can tell the difference?