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    In July of 1947, a historical event took place....

    Many will recall that on July 8, 1947 witnesses claimed that an unidentified object With five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico

    This is a well know incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the Federal Government.

    However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948 exactly nine months after that Historic day:

    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.
    Hillary Rodham
    John F. Kerry
    Bill Clinton
    Howard Dean
    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Charles E. Schumer and
    Barbara Boxer

    were all born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep...?

    This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.



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    Where's G.Bush?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss20th View Post
    Where's G.Bush?
    In Washington, I suppose.

    If you're referring to why he isn't on the list; He was already born, among other reasons.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss20th View Post
    Where's G.Bush?
    In Washington, I suppose.

    If you're referring to why he isn't on the list; He was already born, among other reasons.
    It's funny but not exactly accurate (are circular emails ever?) I wouldn't bother pointing this out but seeing as you used the whistle smile and pointed that bush couldn't possibly be included because of his birth date.............


    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. 31 March 1948
    Hillary Rodham: 26 October 1947
    John F. Kerry: 11 December 1943
    Bill Clinton: 19 August 1946
    Howard Dean: 17 November 1948
    Nancy Pelosi: 26 March 1940
    Dianne Feinstein:22 June 1933
    Charles E. Schumer:23 November 1950
    Barbara Boxer: 11 November 1940

    All this aside what date will be nine months ?
    Last edited by vidcc; 01-26-2007 at 05:25 AM.

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vidcc View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post

    In Washington, I suppose.

    If you're referring to why he isn't on the list; He was already born, among other reasons.
    It's funny but not exactly accurate (are circular emails ever?) I wouldn't bother pointing this out but seeing as you used the whistle smile and pointed that bush couldn't possibly be included because of his birth date.............


    Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. 31 March 1948
    Hillary Rodham: 26 October 1947
    John F. Kerry: 11 December 1943
    Bill Clinton: 19 August 1946
    Howard Dean: 17 November 1948
    Nancy Pelosi: 26 March 1940
    Dianne Feinstein:22 June 1933
    Charles E. Schumer:23 November 1950
    Barbara Boxer: 11 November 1940

    All this aside what date will be nine months ?
    It is in Funny Stuff after all.



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    But it's fundamentally untrue.


    http://www.snopes.com/politics/humor/roswell.asp
    Last edited by Barbarossa; 01-26-2007 at 10:30 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post

    It is in Funny Stuff after all.
    Yes and I laughed at it the first time I read it (back when it was just a chain email) even though it was blatantly wrong.

    However you appear unable to get the joke and somehow "smug" pointing out his birth date was before the event when someone asked why bush was not on the list. Which is why I felt compelled to reply.

    itís an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    So are the rests of the posts in this section. They're JOKES.

    If you don't have a sense of humor, why come to 'Funny Stuff'?



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    A joke is funny. A notable coincidence is funny. A witty observation regarding a coincidence is funny.

    A witty observation regarding a so-called "coincidence" that isn't even actually true, is like....

    Surely you can tell the difference?

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