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    >Tom had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits
    >his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as
    >possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
    >Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
    >
    >After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.
    >He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
    >
    >"name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road...having a party
    >Friday night...thought you might like to come. about 5:00..."
    >"great," says Tom, " after 6 months out here I'm ready to meet some local
    >folks. thank you."
    >
    >As Lars is leaving, he stops.
    >
    >"gotta warn you...there's gonna be some drinkin."
    >"not a problem," says Tom. "after 25 years in business, I can drink with
    the
    >best of em."
    >
    >again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
    >
    >"more'n likely gonna be some fightin too."
    >"well I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. thanks
    >again."
    >"more'n likely be some wild sex, too"
    >"now that's really not a problem," says Tom, warming to the idea. "I've
    been
    >all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. by the way,
    >what should I wear."
    >
    >"whatever you want. just gonna be the two of us."
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    eww.
    Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!

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    that's funny man

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    Man it's been a while since someone blew the dust out of that old joke.

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