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Thread: Senior Dress Code

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    peat moss's Avatar Software Farmer BT Rep: +15BT Rep +15BT Rep +15
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    Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near
    50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure
    about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are
    correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may
    have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together
    And should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals
    2. Spiked hair and bald spots
    3. A pierced tongue and dentures
    4. Miniskirts and support hose
    5.. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
    6. Speedo's and cellulite
    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
    10. Bikinis and liver spots
    11. Short shorts and varicose veins
    12. Inline skates and a walker
    And last, but not least

    13. Thongs and Depends

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    haha, it would be interesting to see a senior dressed like that...

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    Nice

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    phoen|x's Avatar @ localhost BT Rep: +4
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    I got some nasty pictures in my head

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    13. Thongs and Depends -

    which on is on the outside?

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    lol....nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjumbie View Post
    13. Thongs and Depends -

    which on is on the outside?
    Sadly,those tight depends. A guy wearing it too.
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    Ah that's some nasty images.

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    I see... hehe

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    ewww, right, note to self, read this in 30 years.

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