[Game] Corrupt the persons wish above you.

[Seedler]

You fuck just one ugly protitutes for free, contract AIDS, syphilis, chlamydia, ngu, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, chancroid, trichomoniasis, and pubic lice.

You suffer for 999 days and die a most painful and itchy death.

I wish I was ghey.

[MagicNakor]

I thought we were supposed to be wishing for things, not stating the obvious.

[Rip The Jacker]

I thought we were supposed to be wishing for things, not stating the obvious.

Well, I tried. =/

[Barbarossa]

You fuck just one ugly protitutes for free, contract AIDS, syphilis, chlamydia, ngu, gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, chancroid, trichomoniasis, and pubic lice.

You suffer for 999 days and die a most painful and itchy death.

I wish I was ghey.

You are ghey, but you still can't get laid, even the gays have standards.



I wish I was manker.

[manker]

You are manker but then you realise that due to people you assumed were dead or on the run bringing papers into your office, you've now got to do three weeks work in two days.

I wish I had three weeks in which to do my three weeks worth of work.

[clocker]

I wish I had three weeks in which to do my three weeks worth of work.

A hole in the space/time continuum opens up and you can finish your paperwork on time. Sadly, the paperwork describes your termination.

I wish I could grasp irony.

[manker]

I wish I had three weeks in which to do my three weeks worth of work.

A hole in the space/time continuum opens up and you can finish your paperwork on time. Sadly, the paperwork describes your termination.

I wish I could grasp irony.

You suddenly develop a mastery of irony - only to be hunted down and incarcerated indefinitely by your fellow merkins for being 'different'.

I wish that Busyman's mam would turn him in for nicking that microwave.

[MCHeshPants420]

She does, but you are forever labeled a 'dry snitch' for influencing Busyman's mam and eventually die of shame (and Aids).


I wish I had a mighty army of midgets.

[manker]

She does, but you are forever labeled a 'dry snitch' for influencing Busyman's mam and eventually die of shame (and Aids).


I wish I had a mighty army of midgets.

Crabgirl develops a reaction to water much like Gizmo in Gremlins and after she showers, you get your mighty army of poodle haired midgets ready to do your bidding - unfortunately they have a midnight snack, metamorphose into toads with pointy teeth and chow down on your face leaving you looking like Robbie Fowler.

I wish Barbie was allowed to go to the pub

[maebach]

Barbie goes to the pub, and then she got so drunk she vomitted all of her liquids, and died. and then got raped by seedler :\

I wish I had a girlfriend