[Game] Corrupt the persons wish above you.

[Rip The Jacker]

Lets play a game. I sorta stole the idea from another forum.

The idea is to corrupt the wish of the person above you. For example:

Person 1 - I wish for an Xbox 360.

Person 2 - You get an Xbox 360, but the following day someone breaks in and steals it. I wish I had a car.

Person 3 - You get a car, but die in a terrible car accident the next day. I wish my job didn't suck.

Person 4 - You get a new job, and are promoted to manager soon. Because you are such an important person, you work 7 days a week, and never have time to see your family. I wish for 10 million dollars.

Person 5 - You win the lottery, but.....

Get the idea? Okay, I'll start...

[Rip The Jacker]

I wish I had a super powerful computer.

[DorisInsinuate]

Your computer becomes sentient, and then rapes you with it's tentacles

I wish I had an invite to an SceneTorrents.

[MagicNakor]

You get an invite, but it gives you aids. I wish I had a hot cup of tea.

[Alien5]

You get the hot cuppa tea thrown in your face by an angry bitch.

I wish i had a servant.

[clocker]

You get a hot cuppa but spill it in your lap.
Sue the seller and win but become reviled in the process.
Take all your ill-gotten money and buy a super powerful computer which rapes you upon becoming sentient.
Feeling bereft and alone you only wish for a comforting spot of tea.

I wish I liked tea.

[Rip The Jacker]

I suggest you try tea, so you do. You begin to enjoy it so much, you refuse to eat or drink anything besides tea. In the end, you die of starvation.

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

[Alien5]

Its gets warm outside but then it snows inside your house, everything freezes up.

I wish it was summer all year round.

[tesco]

It becomes summer all year round, then because of ice caps melting the world floods and a new ice age starts. (I just watched south park day after tomorrow ).

I wish simpsons would become funny again.

[Rip The Jacker]

The next episode of the Simpsons is so funny, you can't stop laughing. You laugh and laugh, next thing you know, you're having a heart attack, and die.

I wish everything in the world was free.