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    Mr JP Fugley's Avatar Frog Shoulder BT Rep: +4
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    Dear Jim,

    Somebody told me that you were leading the service on Sunday. My theme is going to be 'The supremacy of Christ', with main reading from Col 1:15-23, and a second reading from Heb 1:1-3.

    If we could finish with 'When the music fades'.

    Many thanks,


    Laurie Horden.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Noooo! Reverend JP!

    "Thou must treat the grammar like your brethren."
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Dear Jim,

    Somebody told me that you were leading the service on Sunday. My theme is going to be 'The supremacy of Christ', with main reading from Col 1:15-23, and a second reading from Heb 1:1-3.

    If we could finish with 'When the music fades'.

    Many thanks,


    Laurie Horden.
    Reply to it, reply to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Dear Jim,

    Somebody told me that you were leading the service on Sunday. My theme is going to be 'The supremacy of Christ', with main reading from Col 1:15-23, and a second reading from Heb 1:1-3.

    If we could finish with 'When the music fades'.

    Many thanks,


    Laurie Horden.
    Reply to it, reply to it!

    Yeah, that's a good idea.

    I'll do that and tell you what happens next.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Weirdest spam I ever got:

    Hello,

    I'm sorry I have to send this again,my last email account died.
    If you are a time traveler and the supplier,I am going to need the following:

    1.A modified mind warping Dimensional Warp Generator #52 4350a series
    wrist watch with memory adaptor.

    2.Reliable carbon based,or silicon based time transducing capacitor.

    I need a reliable source!!Please only reply if you are reliable.

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    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
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    Pfft, the 4350a series is outdated.

    The '51s, that's where it's at, those days.


    I'd reply, but I'm not reliable

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