Valentines day

[Squeamous]

I think you'll find that being with me has crushed all desire to get up to jiggery pokery with anyone else . I've ruined him I tell you, he's a broken man.

Hawt stuff
You also, however, appear to have crushed all the desire out of him to do something romantic on Valentine's Day.

Still, practical is best. Who needs clichéd tripe like a dozen red roses and trips to Paris - food won't put itself on the table.

I kind of meant I'd crushed the desire to fornicate out of him....I hate it when an attempt at self deprecation ends up making you look like a giant smug twat.

Anyway....it's definitely a mutual decision, and if memory serves it was me that suggested it. He never would for fear of getting into trouble again for something he doesn't understand he did wrong . He does nice thoughtful things for me all the time....like remembering to put a beer in the fridge for me for when I get home from work, or keeping the fridge stocked with chocolate, or making me breakfast in bed at the weekend. Who needs Valentine's Day?

*Smug moment*

[Squeamous]

what would i buy her this time ?

been buying stuff for the same lady for the past 6 years and am running out of options

Whatever you do don't get one of thouse voucher books for her. You know, the 'IOU':

a fuck
doing the washing up
a foot rub
oral sex
dinner

etc etc...these are all things you should be doing anyway not as a gift. A man must have thought up that idea.

[Mr. Mulder]

Maybe Cheese will email me a picture of a Tesco's value valentines card again.

[MediaSlayer]

i decided to bump this as Valentines day is approaching us again

A bit early for a bump, eh? It's not even February yet, ffs.

Oh wait, I know. You're wanting a valentine this year and trying to get a head start.


/looks in the mirror of life

I should be wanting to give one, and I'm single.

hehe, here's a classic.




but you'll have to wait until the day if you want a real valentine from me.

[Skweeky]

I hate Valentine's day

It's a ridiculous excuse to have to buy stuff for each other. It never lives up to its expectations and it's too soon after Christmas.
It makes me physically sick just thinking about it
Even when you don't do anything for it and haven't done in years it leaves you feeling a bit deflated just for that reason. I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it




rant over

[MediaSlayer]

if that was your way of asking for a valentine, you could have been A BIT MORE SUBTLE!!!

[bunny67]

i decided to bump this as Valentines day is approaching us again

A bit early for a bump, eh? It's not even February yet, ffs.

Oh wait, I know. You're wanting a valentine this year and trying to get a head start.


/looks in the mirror of life

I should be wanting to give one, and I'm single.

hehe, here's a classic.




but you'll have to wait until the day if you want a real valentine from me.

i havent had a valentine card for 2 yrs and b4 that it was off a boyfriend which dnt count really ,so no im not wanting or expecting 1

[MediaSlayer]

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

[bunny67]

Of Course I Am

[Hairbautt]

I sent you something last year