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Nope, me and Mr Squeamous don't do Valentine's Day anymore. We agreed last year it was overpriced and overblown and we do nice things for each other all year round anyway. I know, it's nice feeling loved up at the same time as everyone else is, but really I spend little time around other people anyway so it doesn't do much for me.
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Magic's gone, eh.Originally Posted by Squeamous
Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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You still exchanging chrome bins?Magic's gone, eh.
Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he
Mind you I can barely remember what day Valentines is it is so long since I had a card
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/sorted.........
Now go away.
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Blimey I has a card
That is rather sweet (in a mildly disturbing way)
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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No need, Les.You still exchanging chrome bins?Magic's gone, eh.
Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he
Built to last are chrome bins. You buy one and get a lifetime of shiny waste receptacle in the corner of your kitchen.
Obviously, tho', they're not ideal for Valentine's Day. That's just crass. Skip back a while in this thread to see what I received last year.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I think you'll find that being with me has crushed all desire to get up to jiggery pokery with anyone elseMagic's gone, eh.
Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he. I've ruined him I tell you, he's a broken man.
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Hawt stuffI think you'll find that being with me has crushed all desire to get up to jiggery pokery with anyone elseMagic's gone, eh.
Next thing you know, you'll be checking his texts when he's in the shower.
Unless he's passworded his screen-saver ... he hasn't, has he
You also, however, appear to have crushed all the desire out of him to do something romantic on Valentine's Day.
Still, practical is best. Who needs clichéd tripe like a dozen red roses and trips to Paris - food won't put itself on the table.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Give her flowers RIGHT NOW. Don't wait until Valentines. It's ridiculous how much the price goes up!
what would i buy her this time ?
been buying stuff for the same lady for the past 6 years and am running out of options
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. I've ruined him I tell you, he's a broken man.
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