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Thread: Cheese Gallery

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    I know there are lots of people who love cheese here so at my forums I have set up an image gallery with various cheese related pics. This is not an advertisement for my site. You can access my forum by clicking the link in my sig. If you want straight to the album then go here:

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    The pics can be viewed by everyone even if they are not registered and I have edited the permissions so users can comment on pics. Unfortunately I only have 8 pics and you need to register if you want to upload some pics yourself.

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    Got_brains?'s Avatar Poster
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    Thanks for the cheeeze&#33;

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    Customer: Good Morning.
    Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium&#33;
    Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man.
    Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?
    C: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through "Rogue Herrys" by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
    O: Peckish, sir?
    C: Esuriant.
    O: Eh?
    C: &#39;Ee, Ah wor &#39;ungry-loike&#33;
    O: Ah, hungry&#33;
    C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles&#33;
    O: Come again?
    C: I want to buy some cheese.
    O: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player&#33;
    C: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse&#33;
    O: Sorry?
    C: &#39;Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tuune, &#39;yer forced too&#33;
    O: So he can go on playing, can he?
    C: Most certainly&#33; Now then, some cheese please, my good man.
    O: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?
    C: Well, eh, how about a little red Leicester.
    O: I&#39;m, a-fraid we&#39;re fresh out of red Leicester, sir.
    C: Oh, never mind, how are you on Tilsit?
    O: I&#39;m afraid we never have that at the end of the week, sir, we get it fresh on Monday.
    C: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please.
    O: Ah&#33; It&#39;s beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning.
    C: &#39;T&#39;s Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Bel Paese?
    O: Sorry, sir.
    C: Red Windsor?
    O: Normally, sir, yes. Today the van broke down.
    C: Ah. Stilton?
    O: Sorry.
    C: Ementhal? Gruyere?
    O: No.
    C: Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per chance.
    O: No.
    C: Lipta?
    O: No.
    C: Lancashire?
    O: No.
    C: White Stilton?
    O: No.
    C: Danish Brew?
    O: No.
    C: Double Goucester?
    O: No.
    C: Cheshire?
    O: No.
    C: Dorset Bluveny?
    O: No.
    C: Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq, Port Salut, Savoy Aire, Saint Paulin, Carrier de lest, Bres Bleu, Bruson?
    O: No.
    C: Camembert, perhaps?
    O: Ah&#33; We have Camembert, yessir.
    C: (suprised) You do&#33; Excellent.
    O: Yessir. It&#39;s..ah,;s a bit runny...
    C: Oh, I like it runny.
    O: Well,.. It&#39;s very runny, actually, sir.
    C: No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de la Belle France&#33; Mmmwah&#33;
    O: I...think it&#39;s a bit runnier than you&#39;ll like it, sir.
    C: I don&#39;t care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
    O: Oooooooooohhh........&#33;
    C: What now?
    O: The cat&#39;s eaten it.
    C: Has he.
    O: She, sir.
    C: Gouda?
    O: No.
    C: Edam?
    O: No.
    C: Case Ness?
    O: No.
    C: Smoked Austrian?
    O: No.
    C: Japanese Sage Darby?
    O: No, sir.
    C: *have* some cheese, don&#39;t you?
    O: (brightly) Of course, sir. It&#39;s a cheese shop, sir. We&#39;ve got--
    C: No no... don&#39;t tell me. I&#39;m keen to guess.
    O: Fair enough.
    C: Uuuuuh, Wensleydale.
    O: Yes?
    C: Ah, well, I&#39;ll have some of that&#33;
    O: Oh&#33; I thought you were talking to me, sir. Mister Wensleydale, that&#39;s my name.


    C: Greek Feta?
    O: Uh, not as such.
    C: Uuh, Gorgonzola?
    O: no
    C: Parmesan,
    O: no
    C: Mozarella,
    O: no
    C: Paper Cramer,
    O: no
    C: Danish Bimbo,
    O: no
    C: Czech sheep&#39;s milk,
    O: no
    C: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
    O: Not *today*, sir, no.
    C: Aah, how about Cheddar?
    O: Well, we don&#39;t get much call for it around here, sir.
    C: Not much ca--It&#39;s the single most popular cheese in the world&#33;
    O: Not &#39;round here, sir.
    C: and what IS the most popular cheese &#39;round hyah?
    O: &#39;Illchester, sir.
    C: IS it.
    O: Oh, yes, it&#39;s staggeringly popular in this manusquire.
    C: Is it.
    O: It&#39;s our number one best seller, sir&#33;
    C: I see. Uuh...&#39;Illchester, eh?
    O: Right, sir.
    C: All right. Okay.
    &#39;Have you got any?&#39; he asked, expecting the answer &#39;no&#39;.
    O: I&#39;ll have a look, sir... nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno.
    C: It&#39;s not much of a cheese shop, is it?
    O: Finest in the district&#33;
    C: (annoyed) Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please.
    O: Well, it&#39;s so clean, sir&#33;
    C: It&#39;s certainly uncontaminated by cheese....
    O: (brightly) You haven&#39;t asked me about Limburger, sir.
    C: Would it be worth it?
    O: Could be....
    O: Told you sir....
    C: (slowly) Have you got any Limburger?
    O: No.
    C: Figures.
    Predictable, really I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me:
    O: Yessir?
    C: (deliberately) Have you in fact got any cheese here at all.
    O: Yes,sir.
    C: Really?
    O: No. Not really, sir.
    C: You haven&#39;t.
    O: Nosir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time,sir.
    C: Well I&#39;m sorry, but I&#39;m going to have to shoot you.
    O: Right-0, sir.

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    WeeMouse's Avatar Small and Squeaky
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    /me woops and does backflips and cheers&#33;

    I love this forum&#33;

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    UKMan have you been the customer or the owner?

    You Better Keep In Mind That I Can Read Between The Lines

    Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to there level and beat you with experience!!

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    //La La La
    <span style='color:green'>#include <iostream.h>

    int main()
    cout << "This is an important topic.";
    cout << "I think I will";
    cout << "BUMP";
    cout << "it up.";
    return 0;


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