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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    I don't like salad cream.

    I also don't like fish.

    I do like fish with salad cream on it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate View Post
    I don't like salad cream.

    I also don't like fish.

    I do like fish with salad cream on it.

    Back in the days of yore when I was a student, like your good self, you could almost guarantee that whenever someone was stoned, they'd bring up the 'hilarious' idea that it would be really funny to take down some sad lewser's poster in their bedroom and smear a tuna/mayonnaise mix behind it, before replacing the very same poster in exactly the same position.

    The idea behind it was that the sad lewser wouldn't realise where the smell was coming from until the poster itself started to decompose and thus the ruse would become evident.

    Duno whether you've got any friends who would do that.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    DorisInsinuate's Avatar Four Star Cynic
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    I'm living with my parents

    I'm going to throw a bucket of water on them when they're watching TV.

    Bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate View Post
    I'm living with my parents

    I'm going to throw a bucket of water on them when they're watching TV.

    Bastards.
    How dare you disrespect your parents....
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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate View Post
    I'm living with my parents
    Oh, fuck.

    I didn't realise the awful truth when I joshed about you being a student but having no friends.

    I feel really bad now
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate View Post
    I'm living with my parents
    Do you think they are trying to tell you something

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate View Post
    I don't like salad cream.

    I also don't like fish.

    I do like fish with salad cream on it.

    Back in the days of yore when I was a student, like your good self, you could almost guarantee that whenever someone was stoned, they'd bring up the 'hilarious' idea that it would be really funny to take down some sad lewser's poster in their bedroom and smear a tuna/mayonnaise mix behind it, before replacing the very same poster in exactly the same position.

    The idea behind it was that the sad lewser wouldn't realise where the smell was coming from until the poster itself started to decompose and thus the ruse would become evident.

    Duno whether you've got any friends who would do that.
    Al tried a similar trick on me with a frozen fish. Long story short someone ended up with a rotting fish in their back garden on Christmas morning.

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