Your Ad Here Your Ad Here
Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Sperm Theory

  1. #1
    100%'s Avatar ╚════╩═╬════╝
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    13,671
    Today someone said that all the people on this planet are winners.
    Since they all made it first to the embryo as a sperm.

    ok, that is a nice positive attitude, however with all the shit going on in the world, poverty, wars, etc i doubt if we indeed are the chosen ones.


    What could be more utopian than simply floating around nice and cozy and warm inside a womans vagina for the entirity of your lifespan? I sure as hell wouldn't want to leave that nirvana.
    To conclude, we who made it first to the embryo are infact over zealous loosers.

    Last edited by 100%; 02-09-2007 at 10:13 PM.

  2. Lounge   -   #2
    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Next To Automated Alice
    Posts
    11,489
    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Today someone said that all the people on this planet are winners.
    Since they all made it first to the embryo as a sperm.

    ok, that is a nice positive attitude, however with all the shit going on in the world, poverty, wars, etc i doubt if we indeed are the chosen ones.


    What could be more utopian than simply floating around nice and cozy and warm inside a womans vagina for the entirity of your lifespan? I sure as hell wouldn't want to leave that nirvana.
    To conclude, we who made it first to the embryo are infact over zealous loosers.

    Depends on the vagina,mate. Some are toxic.

    Peace bd

  3. Lounge   -   #3
    100%'s Avatar ╚════╩═╬════╝
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Posts
    13,671
    as a sperm (pure being (not yet messed with by mom genes), aesthetics of the inside of a womans vagina is not really priority no.1
    Channel surfing is.

  4. Lounge   -   #4
    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Next To Automated Alice
    Posts
    11,489
    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    as a sperm (pure being (not yet messed with by mom genes), aesthetics of the inside of a womans vagina is not really priority no.1
    Channel surfing is.
    I'm not talking about something as esoteric as aesthetics. I've always
    been about function over form. It's just that some vaginas are toxic.

    Period.

    Peace bd

  5. Lounge   -   #5
    yeah that's great. a nirvana where you don't even know you exist.

  6. Lounge   -   #6
    gamer4eva's Avatar Torrent_King BT Rep: +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    3,414
    Think about it.....we were the 'winners' but imagine all the other million of sperm that could have reached it first. One could have been a genius who cured cancer entirely and one could have all others could have achieved great things but seems as though the best all round made it!!!
    Temptations The Ultimate Flaw In Humans

  7. Lounge   -   #7
    Poster
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    Age
    36
    Posts
    3,357
    Quote Originally Posted by gamer4eva View Post
    One could have been a genius who cured cancer entirely and one could have all others could have achieved great things but seems as though the best all round made it!!!
    That might be true if all the sperms were from different men, I doubt the average half wit could father a genius without the help of a rather special mother.

  8. Lounge   -   #8
    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Scotland
    Age
    60
    Posts
    8,804
    As reputedly once written of a miltary staff report

    "It is hard to believe he beat a million other sperm to the egg"
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


  9. Lounge   -   #9
    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Over here!
    Posts
    19,631
    As one sperm says to another, "how far do you think it is to the fallopian tubes?", and the other sperm replies "a while yet, we only just passed the tonsils"


  10. Lounge   -   #10
    brotherdoobie's Avatar Long live Hissyfit BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Location
    Next To Automated Alice
    Posts
    11,489
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    As one sperm says to another, "how far do you think it is to the fallopian tubes?", and the other sperm replies "a while yet, we only just passed the tonsils"



    Peace bd

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •