A Poem

**Proper Bo** · 05-24-2003, 11:02 AM

and mouse trap they shall go get
and prepare it with cheese
it will be set

the foolish mouse shall return
to nibble the cheese
for which she does yearn

setting off the trap
crushing her legs
and making them snap!

Bye bye little mouse
you'll hear them say,
you were warned to go back to your house

**WeeMouse** · 05-24-2003, 11:07 AM

that's just mouse-cruelty that is!

**Proper Bo** · 05-24-2003, 11:15 AM

it's not MY fault!

it's what would happen
your legs be a snappen
and snap they would
id stop it if I could

but now im on a roll
for writing poems quite small
but now im going to have to stop
cause i've run out of rhymes

**WeeMouse** · 05-24-2003, 11:25 AM

but the mouse runs from the trap
and finds her longbow
she kncks a Mouse-arrow
but accidently shoots proper_Bo!!!

Mouse says "oops!"
And picks up proper_bo
she lifts him and runs
all the way back to Glasgow

She gives him some cheeez
and pats his sore head
- hey, its not a bad poem
by a mouse just out of bed!

**Proper Bo** · 05-24-2003, 11:27 AM

i dont wanna go to scotland! ill get rabies or sumthin!

**WeeMouse** · 05-24-2003, 11:30 AM

Ooooooooh!!!!

You wait until JPaul reads that!

**Proper Bo** · 05-24-2003, 11:33 AM

now that may have sound rascist and/or anti-scottish but here's my excuse:
i heard there are lots of dogs in scotland and im sure maybe one or two might have rabies and i don't want to go just because of that.
scotland's a great country...with all their great football teams

and quality national squad