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Poster
Oh, now I know who 'bendie-baby' is. She talks about you all the time but I had no Idea who it was! How stupid of me .
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05-24-2003, 01:21 PM
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Poster
How about this:
I woke early one morning
the earth lay cool and still
when suddenly a tiny bird
perched on my window sill
he sang a song so lovely
so carefree and so gay
that slowly all my troubles
began to slip away
he sang of far off places
of laughter and of fun
it seemed his very trilling
brought up the morning sun
I stirred beneath the covers
crept slowly out of bed
then gently shut the window
and crushed his fucking head
I am NOT a morning person
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05-24-2003, 01:26 PM
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#53
Small and Squeaky
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05-24-2003, 06:40 PM
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Poster
A silly ode to cheese aka Cheeez
Cheeez is a food
preferred by most mice
They say cheeez is good
they think cheez is nice
On pizzas, in patties
or grated on top
of a nice jacket tattie
Or eat straight from the block
Edam and cheddar
Wensleydale and brie
But cheeez is much better
when it's "Buy one, get one free"
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05-24-2003, 10:30 PM
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#55
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