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    A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter"
    Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Sugarbrown."

    The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"

    She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."
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    A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
    One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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    A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon."
    Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh... I know what you've been doing."
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    In a church, two people are sitting next to each other for a long time. The woman turns to the man on her right and says, "I've been sitting here so long, my rear end has fallen asleep.
    The man turns to her and says, "That's funny! I thought I heard it snoring.

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    Panther's Avatar lost BT Rep: +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35
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    "Uh-oh... I know what you've been doing." lol, can just picture it

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    lol

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    Lol thanks alot!

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    lol

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    lol !!!!

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    nice thanks

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