WTF weirdest fucking dream ever.

**Seedler** · 03-09-2007, 04:35 PM

So I dreamed I had a PSP, and it was firmware version 3.6, so I couldn't downgrade it to play homebrewed games

Then I heard Chinese hackers can downgrade it for me, so I went to China and stayed at grandparent's house.

For some reason, I really had to go to the bathroom (in my dream), so I started to pish all over the house while trying to locate a washroom.

Then my dad came home and because I didn't eat my dumplings for lunch I got sent to hell.

My punishment for that was to have 5 pineapples shoved up my arse everyday plus kissing my cousins. Lyke, WTF.

Now I've a headache.

**Stereo_Type** · 03-09-2007, 04:42 PM

I love pineapple

**Gripper** · 03-09-2007, 04:42 PM

Pics,was it a female cousin,nowt wrong with that.

**Mr. Mulder** · 03-09-2007, 04:43 PM

cousin secks >*

**Shadowfire** · 03-09-2007, 07:55 PM

In my dream last night, my little cousin's toys were attacking me. Then my aunt and uncle attacked me for disengaging my cousin's toys. >.<

**raspberry1331** · 03-09-2007, 09:35 PM

what a coincidence, i was also having the wierdest dream ever.

so there was this metal lady helding me captured in my parents home, but my parents werent there. every time i came home they werent there but this strange bitch was there. i was phoning my sister if they are home and she said yes but arriving home they werent there. later my mom phoned me that there is certain place and there is red plug and i have to push that and jump through the hole and then i will be free, they already bribed everyone involved.

anyway, i thought i must be hallucinating and decided that in the meantime i will try to fuck the woman holding me captured. she said ok but also said that i should know that if a fuck her i wont born cause all this actually happens in my mother womb and im still an embryo. it was a big revelation, amazing joy to put things together (message from mother to jump through the hole - got it?), and then i panicked and ran away but she was coming after me and i found the plug and pushed it and jumped through the hole and there was a long slide and i came out from a black woman... and then i woke up. weird.