2003 somebody PM'd Lamsey and asked him where WeeMouse lives.
Originally posted by The Knife Thrower@25 May 2003 - 23:40
2004 WeeMouse is captured. It is discovered that she did not kidnap FC
2005 A terrorist organisation called ZX1 gold reveals that they have him. They demand 7 trillion dollars for the release of FC. The world governments refuse saying that anything more than 6trllion 999billion is too much.
2006 FC escapes from the group. He spends the rest of his life on an island with a tribe of naked women
2007 The ZX1 group release a deadly retrovirus to kill all cows. Production of milk and cheese ceases to exist
2009 Scientists try to get cheese by growing it on treese. They are unsuccessful.
2010 Start of world war 3 which is caused by lack of cheese
2011 World destroyed by nuclear bombs
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