Ow!
The bitch!
I have something that could help! My special cat!
But maybe she's prepared..
Ow!
The bitch!
I have something that could help! My special cat!
But maybe she's prepared..
I’ve got a secret weapon to free FC
(Now its not secret anymore)
wee mouse, you dont happen to have "bo" trapped in there too, do you?
...if so, i hope you're not expecting much for him.
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Last edited by Alien5; Today at 12:51
WeeMouse do us a favor and keep FC for a while. The board gets real liveable without him.
You Better Keep In Mind That I Can Read Between The Lines
Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to there level and beat you with experience!!
I didn't know you all cared about FC so much!
He shall be released in good time, and with adequate cheeez ransom!
Intelligence reports suggest that FC is being held in a building somewhere on this map:
Let's see if you guys can pinpoint the exact location!
If you do, i will have FC back!
Glasgow!
Well that narrows it down!
Ok it's between these places....
Anderston
Whiteinch
Knightswood
Kelvindale
Partick
Thornwood
I'm beginning to think you guys don't want FC back...
I have just received an intelligence report from the future:
2004 WeeMouse is captured. It is discovered that she did not kidnap FC
2005 A terrorist organisation called ZX1 gold reveals that they have him. They demand 7 trillion dollars for the release of FC. The world governments refuse saying that anything more than 6trllion 999billion is too much.
2006 FC escapes from the group. He spends the rest of his life on an island with a tribe of naked women
2007 The ZX1 group release a deadly retrovirus to kill all cows. Production of milk and cheese ceases to exist
2009 Scientists try to get cheese by growing it on treese. They are unsuccessful.
2010 Start of world war 3 which is caused by lack of cheese
2011 World destroyed by nuclear bombs
All of this can be prevented. Assemble your swat teams at this location in 24 hours:
WeeMouse, you have been fooled. You were tricked into this with the promises of cheese. They will betray you by unleashing the virus.
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