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[Bender]

2003 somebody PM'd Lamsey and asked him where WeeMouse lives.

Originally posted by The Knife Thrower@25 May 2003 - 23:40

2004 WeeMouse is captured. It is discovered that she did not kidnap FC
2005 A terrorist organisation called ZX1 gold reveals that they have him. They demand 7 trillion dollars for the release of FC. The world governments refuse saying that anything more than 6trllion 999billion is too much.
2006 FC escapes from the group. He spends the rest of his life on an island with a tribe of naked women
2007 The ZX1 group release a deadly retrovirus to kill all cows. Production of milk and cheese ceases to exist
2009 Scientists try to get cheese by growing it on treese. They are unsuccessful.
2010 Start of world war 3 which is caused by lack of cheese
2011 World destroyed by nuclear bombs

[WeeMouse]

/WeeMouse screams and hides in the wardrobe!



Lamsey could never divulge in that information!

[infamousalbo101]

does any really know where he is the board is boring without him

[Bender]

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@25 May 2003 - 23:49
does any really know where he is the board is boring without him

Lamsey? I took him hostage.




@ WeeMouse: Would you like to trade Lamsey for FC?
... or should I continue scraping the skin off the back with a cheeez-slicer?

[WeeMouse]

Hmm....you can keep Lamsey! (he threw a sock at my big brother who ducked, so the sock caught a notice board on my bedroom wall. Unfortunately, the notice board had my prized Archery medals and I now can't find my favouritist one, so Lamsey is in disgrace&#33



So I think I'll keep FC - just until a hefty cheeez ransom is paid! (or my room gets raided&#33

[Bender]

Scraping...

[WeeMouse]

Scrape away!

Scrap his toes for losing the first medal I won as a British longbow Society Lady!

[Illuminati]

Originally posted by WeeMouse@25 May 2003 - 23:23
the first medal I won as a British longbow Society Lady!

Excuse my scouse stupidity if it's evident, but isn't that just a fancy way of saying you got a medal for participating??

[WeeMouse]

Originally posted by Illuminati+25 May 2003 - 23:25--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Illuminati @ 25 May 2003 - 23:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--WeeMouse@25 May 2003 - 23:23
the first medal I won as a British longbow Society Lady&#33;

Excuse my scouse stupidity if it&#39;s evident, but isn&#39;t that just a fancy way of saying you got a medal for participating?? [/b][/quote]
Nope - I was competing against a good few lady archers, and this was for getting the highest score in one of the two rounds&#33;

Sorry if my phrasing confused anyone&#33;

(Oooooops...It&#39;s FC&#39;s feeding time&#33

[kAb]

We have the identity of one of Weemouse&#39;s terrorist friends&#33;&#33;&#33;














Itelligence gathered by typing in "weemouse" into google images