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    so far this has happened

    trshady
    ok people, stay quiet while I begin my session
    Its my first time, gotta give a good impression
    you cant rap, shit you can't even write
    my minds fucked, don't know my left from right
    still trying to give myself a good reputation
    flows so wet, no need for hesitation
    I rhyme like a would talk
    Could spit shit before I could walk
    spend days wasting away at this board
    get on the wrong side of me bitch, your floored
    I aint got time to finish dis, need a piss
    though I need to finish good before I dismiss
    you think this rhymes shit? just say so
    I'll put on a disguise, hide away, lay low
    and never be found, board'll go down
    and your'll be left here with you sig and a frown

    , took five minutes, I guess it shows ..........

    Z
    ok look
    that rhyme was really quite impressive
    considering you think youre shady but no one really got the message
    youre right, that took five minutes to write
    this took thirty seconds, so hows that, its a fight
    your minds fucked cuz kab just fucked your ears
    with his c++ and his perly white tears
    you could spit shit - guess what was in your mouth
    im on the wrong side of you bitch, am i floored in this bout?
    no! you post whore!
    you better put on a disguise before i embarrass u some more
    and sign into this forum under a fake name, hows black, cuz youre bored
    but wait, we do have somethin in common, like rappin a little more
    and i need ta take a piss
    and this rhymes already good, so class, youre dismissed.

    jokes man.

    edit: btw, what holidays?

    the great scribblec
    ok look again
    heres another wannabe who thinks he can test
    but in the end u will know im the best
    its best to realise this
    before i start dissin
    because if u get me started ill start switchin
    dont even think u have a comeback ,otherwise ill start flippin
    when i smoke my dope i start trippin
    ill even give you ,some of this shit
    smoke it good because i wont give u another
    because u wont be able to last this long forever.



    hows that for my first time?

    Z
    dont lie - i can last this long forever and ever
    scribblec on grass - you think youre really clever
    at least trshady had a good chance at me
    your so pathetic i should charge you eight G's - and thats just the upfront fee.
    dont make shit up - when u gonna start dissin?
    come back from what? you so scared you start twitchin'
    yup, youre a wannabe - you failed the test
    dont even try - you cant compete with the best
    youre like a woman - missin the icles after test
    you want me to try? theres nothin on you left! wheres the rest?!
    take it shady - and maybe off in peace he'll rest.

    scribblec
    your so far up trshadys bum - hes starting to enjoy it
    yes i am clever - but thats not for u to judge
    ok so im a woman-shouldnt u be embarresed
    also what test u on about- making stuff up now r we?
    you will start to understand- everythings about me
    and if u dont like it-theres the door see your way out
    dont forget your goodbyes and aouruvwas
    and hope u dont break that vase


    second time (still a good try)

    Z
    alright
    that was the worst thing ive ever read
    so tr likes it in the ass? you want him in bed
    and maybe you could compete if you could learn to spell
    those rhymes sound like they just came straight outta hell
    wait a minute - i shouldnt even call em rhymes
    theyre just words that dont make sense - stop wasting my time
    the fuckin test of the best - you started that up a few lines
    just cuz you failed, stop your fake-ass whines
    now for my time, and all that interest, its a huge fine
    youre such a prick, stop pokin male asses like four shiny tines.

    au revoir.

    scribblec
    my rymes are just from my head
    i can already see your starting to dread
    well u have no choice but to listen
    like it is told this is my session
    think about it im still learning
    doesnt stop me from battling
    u should give me credit for tryin
    instead of tlking this that and something
    i know u will come back with some more shit
    but remember im not that thick

    z
    of course youre thick - youre thick in the head
    and remember you want trshady in bed
    youre still not rhymin, but i'll allow it this time
    and damn right i'll come back with more shit like its mine
    man just listenin to you, and readin your rhymes
    you post shit on this forum, remember prostitution is a crime
    post whore, comes back, gets up, wants more
    you gotta practice some more, on your p.diddy beat shit
    oh sorry, you like nelly? he cant battle or spit shit
    like trshady - he said it before
    dont start your gay licks, cuz i'll come back with more
    thats right, you better pray to the lord
    that i dont humilate you more on this fuckin spam board.
    thats right, i pimp it, find more rhymes that fit
    i control the post whores, cuz i'm the ice after slash hit.

    KAB
    hey hey
    infamous is gay
    what about Z? who zed?
    he just got head
    from his mom
    what about that hell of a ride
    all the way to the middle side
    getting pimped up by more guys
    ah fuck it, he likes it even with dykes
    ....but who knew he'd do it w/ spikes?
    now lil_z doesn't have an anus
    to bad cause he wanted more from infamous.

    BLING!

    TRshady
    what the fuck?, I weren't expecting this kind of reaction
    hearing that shit I should chop you up into fractions
    Your forum enemy TClite, he was right
    even he could knock your faggot ass out of sight
    Up the bum?, Where you get th ............. oh I see the light
    got ideas from all that gay porn you watch every night
    Your rhymes are lame, most don't even rhyme
    I'm just adding lines to fill in the time
    till the day that we meet, some day in da street
    and beat your young ass from here to next week

    , this is startin' to get fun
    (you know its jokes though).

    weemouse's try
    all you wannabe rhymers
    pay attention now!
    the mouse has seen the spam posts
    and she's gonna show you how

    to have a great rhyme
    or to make it better
    you gotta include some cheeez
    in that jumble of letters

    cos if you include cheeez
    then the mouse will listen
    now the mouse has spoken -
    that concludes today's lesson!


    SCRIBBLEc
    tclite was never rite-id beat his ass in a fight
    even u know that- my shit is always this phat
    also u dumb fake eminem
    you act alot like your feminen
    ill kik your ass so far across the street
    youl be coming back to me next week
    the infamous one thinks he can test
    but once again ill tell u im the best
    and now the mouse gets involved
    why dont u just go and diss zed
    because this is where the big boys play
    we mite even start doing this everyday

    Z
    K-A-B
    whos the gayest we see
    just cuz your dads sucked your dick
    at least i got a mom, you prick
    dont even get infamous involved
    his fams on jerry springer - still those riddles he hasnt solved
    of course i like it with dykes
    i liked it more with your sisters
    man my dick hurts - they fucked my so hard i got blisters
    and scribblec youre next - are you still flyin kites?
    shady ripped you ta pieces - thats really pathetic
    after im finished with you, you'll be beggin for anesthetics
    weemouse - you want some cheese? say please
    you wont eat, you'll smell it, cuz i just cut it with ease.
    scibblec - this is where the big boys play
    so get outta your sandbox and stop bein so gay
    you wanna do this everyday? - you might start cryin
    get your shields up and your tissues out - cuz more rhymes'll be flyin.

    trshady
    Look, I shouldn't stop so low as to diss yo ass
    give you a weak punch and your'll smash like glass
    bredding my rhymes like I won't notice
    next your'll be saying "look people, I just wrote this"
    You call yourself big?, kid!, go play with your toys
    While I'll be here battling wit' the real bigboys
    Kissing yo mama before you go to bed
    Coming out with lyrics thats already been said
    oh by the way, Z, don't think I'm shook
    More power then a bullet in my right hook
    your rhymes are tight, but don't match mine
    shit, I could beat you all at the same time
    and weemouse, your cute but forget the poems, they just don't match up
    so goodbye from me and my last words: Shut the fuck up.

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    er...bravo!

    Wow, some of that stuff rhymes!
    Did you guys notice that?
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    continued
    z


    okay shady
    you think youre a real big boy now
    i just hit you wit my pinky and youre crying - POW!
    i just noticed u changed my name to infamous to scribblec
    youre movin too fast - you dont wanna battle me, you'll get wrecked
    you got more power in your hook?
    kabs readin some books
    i got more power in my dick - yeah you wanna take a look
    how bout we beat up on scribblec - yeah we'll bash him like mash
    he'll be askin for more, cuz he likes kab in his ass.
    scribblec, kab, and weemouse, youre shook
    cuz there aint no such things as half-way crooks
    your just scared ta look - and read these rhymes
    cuz once me an shady take you, theres no turnin back time.

    trshady
    Z, I don't think you understand fully
    your wrong in thinking that TRshadys a pussy
    I changed your name after reading your shit
    were just battlers, lets stick to it
    I changed it back, guess it goes wit the rhyme
    starting on me bitch your committing a crime
    but in a way though, I guess your right
    with us in the game, there is no fight
    there's no competition, bitch, I'm a soldier
    I'm only 15 but my mind is older
    So think before you mention my name
    Got no control over my brian
    actions have consequences, remember that
    before bustin' out with your chain and ya gat

    scribblec
    now everybody listen
    zed and trshady still think they can tess
    but havent i told u alrady not to mess
    at least i write my own rymes
    maybe u need to think some more ill give some time
    trshady i here u keep saying my name
    i suggest u shut the f up before i start to flame
    i will hurt u so bad with my hook
    that u will start to cry and be shook
    look i can already see u be pussy
    but remember u r walking very loosly
    what comes out of your mouth is thin air
    but then again thats who u r ill be fair
    im just gonna have to end this
    because all your disses are not hits they r misses

    trshady
    Scribblec, you really don't know who your going against
    I aint even started, shit this battle has just commenced
    Write your own?, everything you wrote has already been said
    U should watch your mouth or your ass'll get filled with lead
    Your trying to rhyme, lol, you can't even spell
    shit your fucking around with military personnel
    Saying I'm missing, at least Im on target
    you don't even know your mums suffering from ergot
    Scribblec, you better quit while you can
    you just a child, no definition of a man
    reading this while being fucked by KAB in the back of your dads van .................

    I'n the capital of japan,
    being spanked with a frying pan,
    while registering for the employee stock ownership plan

    z
    listen up scribblec
    protect yo chest
    cuz when were done wit u, your face'll be a mess
    get a rhyme-proof vest - thats your best bet
    i dont need ta test - y'all know im already tha best
    now listen
    survival of the fit - only we'll survive
    we're typin this spam till the day that it dies
    and im only sixteen but my mind is older
    when the rhymes penetrate, you'll know its over
    and you've heard of us
    official lounge board murderas
    i'll pimp you out, scribblec, theres no fuckin doubt
    i'll shut you up before you start to shout
    GET OUT! GET OUT!
    cuz kab'll fuck you in the ass
    get ready ta take hits from my blasts
    once i'm done - you'll wish you were in hell
    and one more fuckin thing - learn to spell.

    Z
    yo listen scribblec
    you need to get your rap shit together
    its not from 8 mile, its from the mobb deep - you better
    stop frontin like its nineteen ninety nine
    cuz its two thousand and three, and i'll take a bite outta crime
    survival of the fittest, 2003
    you'll know when it comes thru, cuz what you'll be
    you'll be a big biter
    a fake fighter
    a beat-biter, too
    but this is acapella
    fuck a scribblec
    fuck a girl that gives head
    fuck you, youre dead.

    jokes.
    that was terrible. start a new thread and copy all this shit into there.

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    edit: just too slow, nice one scribblec.

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    ok someone continue. i had the last word.

    edit: stop editing shady!

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    ok lets carry on ok?

    yes i am rite in thinking your a pussy
    and yes i do understand fully
    its u thats the stupid one
    who goes round spoiling all our fun
    ill be hurting u in your ass
    seeing im the one whos doing all the blasts
    My dead klboard friends lay there gutted
    till year two thousand and 3 or something
    In the meantime everybodyís not staying there runnin
    Cuz the puppetmaster behind the curtain is commin
    zed and tr's mum is an exceptionally good sucker
    She ainít got no tan, I tap that ass till it changes color
    thats why i give the people love back
    becuase i dont know anyone who can touch that
    (this)

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    Originally posted by scribblec@25 May 2003 - 16:05
    ok lets carry on ok?

    yes i am rite in thinking your a pussy
    and yes i do understand fully
    its u thats the stupid one
    who goes round spoiling all our fun
    ill be hurting u in your ass
    seeing im the one whos doing all the blasts
    My dead klboard friends lay there gutted
    till year two thousand and 3 or something
    In the meantime everybodyís not staying there runnin
    Cuz the puppetmaster behind the curtain is commin
    zed and tr's mum is* an exceptionally good sucker
    She ainít got no tan, I tap that ass till it changes color
    thats why i give the people love back
    becuase i dont know anyone who can touch that
    (this)
    so you admit youre a pussy
    you aint never get pussy
    'cept from your mom when you were born
    hows your rap shit goin? - for you its forlorn
    and based on my rhymes, i ripped you up - youre torn
    who you hurtin in the ass? youre fuckin a guy
    then he fucks you back for a dollar - just to get by
    you gutted your k-lite board friends
    i dont see no guts cuz you got no friends, you just fuck guys ends
    you fucked tr's mom? man i want some of that
    dont lie - you were just dreamin while kab fucked you from the back
    you wanna suck dick like youre ja rule's bitch
    shady can take the rest while we tag your mom - heres the switch.

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    my turn

    kab was giving u not me up the butt
    Plus I heard your mum was a high school slut
    also when did i admit im a pussy
    u must be wrong go read up your the pussy
    so you shoulda asked me Iíll write you some rhymes
    Iíll do anything for the greatest loser of all time
    I gotta give you credit
    U look like a garbage pail kid descendent
    Your rhymes are far from impressive
    they dont even start to make me depressive
    this time understand this ryme fully
    and dont make no more mistakes about pussy



  9. Lounge   -   #9
    Originally posted by scribblec@25 May 2003 - 16:31
    my turn

    kab was giving u not me up the butt
    Plus I heard your mum was a high school slut
    also when did i admit im a pussy
    u must be wrong go read up your the pussy
    so you shoulda asked me Iíll write you some rhymes
    Iíll do anything for the greatest loser of all time
    I gotta give you credit
    U look like a garbage pail kid descendent
    Your rhymes are far from impressive
    they dont even start to make me depressive
    this time understand this ryme fully
    and dont make no more mistakes about pussy


    i made no mistake, i was right about that
    youre the pussy on this board - guys fuck you like youre that
    dont start lies that my moms a slut - thats a crime
    your mom just told you that cuz she was biggest and ugliest biatch of all time
    you say one more thing like that and i might go to the chair for my crimes
    dont even mention my mom - that was a huge mistake
    just jealous cuz you got two dads fuckin your ass like a rake
    but now i'll be nice, and i'll give you a break
    tryin to makes rhymes that're fake
    you eat ass like you love steak.
    your moms ugliness show on your face, i can see
    you wanna keep typin? - dont even test me
    i didnt understand your post, cuz you still cant spell
    now go for dinner - i hear your hick fam ringin tha cow bell.

    edited spelling.

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    Originally posted by Z@25 May 2003 - 21:15
    You fucked tr's mom? man i want some of that

    Shady can take the rest while we tag your mom - heres the switch.
    Yo Z, I've started to notice your behavior
    Dissing me in your verse then naming me the savior
    Thinking I'ma take it with a pinch a salt
    Acting like I won't get out my Ak Assault
    dissing my mum then calling me gay
    then cherring me up jus' so I stay away
    well bitch, things are gonna change
    you aint even felt any bit of my rage
    Scribblec watching me while I take centre stage
    feeding your mum while she's locked in a cage
    Now I don't want us to turn on each other
    You gotta stop fucking about and act more like a brother
    Then we can resort to dissin' scribblec's mother
    Till then bitch, just watch what you say
    Or you'll be dead, filled with lead ............
    man, my words are said, lol, take your corpse and cut off your head.

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