The Rap Disses

[crazy_billy_bats]

just need to say grandmaster flash dude

[TRshady]

Jetje, I understand how you want us to rap
but were not gonna smoke a pipe and put on a flat cap
and go to the café, chat over a cup of tea
watching the birds and admiring the bee's
In case you ain't noticed this thread is for rap disses
not compliments, hugs or kisses
were supposed to curse till they can't come back
say things like popping eighteen bullets in your back
In a way though, what you say is true
it's getting a bit mad, no ones cares about you
but at the end of the day, its just a joke
talking' bout 'bitches and money' when we know were all broke .......

edit: missed out a word.

[nahan]

When I listen to rap and rapers that talk about killing and swear too much .
I just turn that stuff off it doent sound very good,you dont have to
say your gonna kill someone or steal or whatever.

It sounds like bullshit Spam for rapers, unorignal,and dosent sound sincere.

[TRshady]

Originally posted by TRshady@30 May 2003 - 10:03
Jetje, I understand how you want us to rap
but were not gonna smoke a pipe and put on a flat cap
and go to the café, chat over a cup of tea
watching the birds and admiring the bee's
In case you ain't noticed this thread is for rap disses
not compliments, hugs or kisses
were supposed to curse till they can't come
say things like popping eighteen bullets in your back
In a way though, what you say is true
it's getting a bit mad, no ones cares about you
but at the end of the day, its just a joke
talking' bout 'bitches and money' when we know were all broke .......

No other raps yet? oh well, sorry shady

fuck wrong with you shady you going all soft
stroking pigeons hiding in your loft?
Of your fucked up house which has no front door
Only one room so everyone sleeps on da floor
Your mum making miracles from ants and fly's
begging for cheese from passers by
who look down in pity, some just spit
with a slight smirk, treat you like shit
You have nothing, you life is empty
I don't feel sorry for yo ass, I got plenty
So leave this thread while you can, do what you can do
Or I'll pull you to this bullet and push it through you ..........

[hypoluxa3k]

wut i don't like iz da foolz wit da moneyz
crap like dat only attracts da honeyz

where's da real rap tunes for da street kids like me?
i could use kazaa lite to pick up those tunes for free

by da way, where did opivey get to?
tink i made him cry and now he got da flu.

[Z]

Originally posted by TRshady@30 May 2003 - 05:03
Jetje, I understand how you want us to rap
but were not gonna smoke a pipe and put on a flat cap
and go to the café, chat over a cup of tea
watching the birds and admiring the bee's
In case you ain't noticed this thread is for rap disses
not compliments, hugs or kisses
were supposed to curse till they can't come
say things like popping eighteen bullets in your back
In a way though, what you say is true
it's getting a bit mad, no ones cares about you
but at the end of the day, its just a joke
talking' bout 'bitches and money' when we know were all broke .......

damn right shady, tell that jetje
that this thread aint for softies, and soon he'll see
that once everyone tries to compete with me
there'll be no one left 'cept me and shady
and once shady bows down on his knees
askin for mercy - i'll say "bitch please"
he'll be beggin but he wont get those rare-to-find keys
the ones i possess to open the door and make free
my mind, but once my thoughts get out
you guys better run, take the shortest route
and escape like the thoughts from my mind
they'll bombard you and chase you till you go blind
believe me kid, they wont be kind
so run around and search, and maybe you'll find
some words that might actually cut deep
into my ego, unlike the butter-knife rhymes that you keep
you might be able to think up something creative
for once in your lives, 'stead of violence you may live
and take a crack at somebody lyrically
and actually try to compare with the greatness that is me.

[Z]

look people - what did you think that was me?
a little guy postin spam named Z?
ok so you'd better recognize that he
is a little smarter and greater than the rest who can free
style. or at least type some rhymes
but why do you try when i just beat you down every time?
dont you realize that theres no use in trying
i already took over this shit - now this thread is dying
and cuz you cant reply youre probably crying
to your mommy and daddy to which kites are flying
they'll comfort you cuz youre a little baby
who couldnt compete on an internet forum, so lately
youve been down on your luck and youve been depressed
cuz my rhymes crushed you down and your mind is compressed
into a little pea sized package
that you can fit into your miniature doll-house back fridge
then your ego collapsed like the tacoma narrows bridge
you fell apart like a building without a ridge
to hold it up. youve got no foundation
your mind is weak, too many complications
that your brain can handle all at one time
thats why when you read these rhymes
you get all confused and you start to cry
dont worry, son, kleenex you can buy
but skill to battle me is not available
in a store near you and its not unthinkable
to try and think up some intelligent diss
against me and my mind. excuse me, miss
but i think your dog just called
he wants his brain back and now your mind's left bald
so next time you think about writing here
make sure you think it through and make sure its clear
cuz i really wouldnt want to embarrass you some more
even though im so good at it by now its a bore
so post anywhere except here on this board
cuz when people read this they'll want to explore
and find out how stupid one person can be
actually i meant all you fakers, many.
so listen to yourself, your heart, your gut, your instincts
and dont mouth off to me, cuz i'll make you extinct
yeah my words are shocking you, you cant even blink
so pick your gloves back up and get off the rink.

edit: what did you think? that i wasnt gonna shut you down this time? ha! B)

[Abomination]

j'yo shady/z!

i grab the mic tighter then a 15-year-old virgin,
i'm bout to cut ya up worse then an unqualified surgeon.
your vocabulary's weak, you lack simile's and flow,
you'll get fucked like lesbian pornstars with dildo's.
still though, my lyrics are so dope you could say they're rediculous,
i'm so sick, my rhymes are giving emcees syphylis...
get it? I think not, you're too dense to understand,
you're a baby - go back to the pituitary gland.
so put the mic down, you're unqualified to rock it,
and u just got fried worse then a bad electrical socket...

peace.

[Z]

dj thinks he can spit?
dont bother...

abomination ima bout ta abominate you
youre a snowman, so now wheres your brown bwoy crew?
you think you can battle and you think you can spin
too bad you'll never touch a 15-year old virgin
yeah your rhymes are sick - theyre fuckin disgusting
i gave yo mom syphilis so come here and cuss me
you cant survive on this thread, youre not one of the fit
youre bout to start cryin like your moms pussy after i licked her clit
yeah ima bout to get sick again
i was gonna stop that but now this piece a shits here then
i got fried like a socket? you got fried like eggs
i burnt you like toast and now youre gonna beg
for me to put you down back in your mommas back pocket
cuz i just burned you worse than the combustion from a fuckin space rocket
i got more similes, metaphors, and flow than you can handle
get off the stage, bitch, i put you out like a candle
and dont get back up there 'less you wanna get shot
cuz i'll smoke you like a 6 d bag of shit pot.

edit: lol man. keep this up.

[Z]

wow abomination - youre rhymes are like shit
why dont you post a longer verse, then we'll see what you can spit
you obviously cant battle like you always say
youre left so far behind, youre stuck in yesterday
dont think you can rhyme, youre not hot stuff
youre worthless like my naval lint and all that fluff
yeah youre right, your rhymes are ridiculous
theyre useless to read, so i'll go take a piss
then when i come back, my ass you can kiss
too bad you wont be able to make a comeback like this
youre so easy to insult, destroy, and diss
my rhymes are poetry, to your ears theyre bliss
yeah my rhymes are so dope, theyre fuckin crack
they'll destroy your life, then turn you whack
my rhymes'll take you down, turn your life around
once my rhymes hit you, you'll be prayin to spirits
cuz you cant compare to my vicious lyrics
so dont reply, you know you cant
your rhymes are as exciting as a pitcher plant
my words are much sicker - i gave you SARS
and youre about as creative as ravikanthan, R.
you think you can battle and you think you can rap
alright, but at least i got your mom on my lap.