The Rap Disses

[jetje]

why is this called rap
cause it's all filled with crap
just some curse, swear and insult each other
come on call him your rappin' brother
we can start rapping about jesus and love
and spread the word that came from above
no need to shout and hurt the other guy
wy do you wanna make people cry
so now stop the battle and change the rap
in sing a longs with rhytmic hand clap

remember cursing and swearing in here is not allowed
so make your fellow members proud
stop using flaming cause it so bored
start using the gentle word

[hypoluxa3k]

jetje has big boobs
which i want in my mooth

[opivy]

Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@28 May 2003 - 10:12
yo man, this is da nu stuff
an i tell, i'm not in a huff
cos i bagged yo mummy last nite
i know you angry, so please don't bite

What the fuck bitch you call that a ryme?
Are those pictures of you you long haired fuck you came from the 80's your just plain crazy
Ted Nungent just called he wants his hair back
You better keep me out of your so called rymes or you will wake up all sliced up
your out of your league man just give up go spam somewere else cuz you just plain suck

[hypoluxa3k]

K A Z - DOUBLE A Y'ALL
K A Z - DOUBLE A Y'ALL
K A Z - DOUBLE A Y'ALL
K A Z - DOUBLE A Y'ALL

all nite i'm gonna have a ball
dl movs an codecs an all

K A Z - DOUBLE A Y'ALL

no respect 4 those suckas at Sony
they can suck my **** cos i know they phony

K A Z - DOUBLE A Y'ALL

RIAA can eat a **** too
at their HQ i will do a poo

K A Z - DOUBLE A Y'ALL

[hypoluxa3k]

"Are those pictures of you you long haired fuck"

those guys be ministry who i got tickets to see
on sat 28 june, at Carling Acadameee

word

[hypoluxa3k]

got up dis mizorning and brushed my tizeeth
took a shiznit on the mofo toilet, man it wuz nizeet
4 shizzle i wuz rollin down the strizeet
and hurtin were my fizeet!

[cyprushil]

hypoluxa3k , i've been reading your lame ass post's all fucking day
Do you have a complex? are you sure not Gay?
Do your punters fuck you well? how much do they pay?

You spout a lot of shit about heaven n Hell
is this to hide the secrets you dare not tell?

I think your a gimp, I bet you drive round in a pink illman Imp
If you sat down next to a sexy chick, your dick would still be limp
go get some fucking viagra from your fucking pimp.

And before you come back, I am not gay, i'm just man enough to except that others prefer to take it in a different way.

I reckon your the secret shirtlifter, 10 bucks a go on the back of your Grifter

so heres some advice from me to you, don't talk shit when you don't have clue,

[hypoluxa3k]

now cypish bill wants a piece o da luxa
these cats know jack, like a wucka wucka

what secrets you think i hidin from thou?
dat i fucked you mama like Mr Plow?

what pimp you talk, what gimp you mean?
i be, like outcast, so fresh so clean!

you can't handle my rhymes kid, so leave me alone
b4 i get my brother, who'll chop off yer bone

so here's my advice from me 2 u
piss off or you'll meet the duct tape and glue

[cyprushil]

Yeah i'm cyprushil and i'm a fucking psycho
lucky for you I've taken todays pill.

haaa, your rapp's are shite, I laughed so hard I gave myself a fright.
infact I hav'nt laughed that much since I visited ministry's website.

hypoluxa3k, you can't rapp, n I heard you lost the use of your dick after your mom gave you the clap.

Man your the biggest joker, you could spend 3 days in bed with a girl, and still not poke her.

I'll take you down bit by bit, I was spitting this shit, while you were still struggling to get half inch boners from sucking your mothers left tit.

N Go get your brother, see if a care, if he's anything like you, he'll be another closet queer.

Please don't post a reply, your sure to bomb, stick to something your IQ can handle, like ratemypoo.com.

[TRshady]

Originally posted by opivy@28 May 2003 - 08:52
I allready distroyed shady now im after you.

Who the fuck did you destroy with your fake ass rhymes?
which no one pays attention to, your just wastin' your time
Just coz I never replied doesn't mean I had lost
Thinking your the boss without paying the cost
Now I've got better things to do, then lyrically beat the shit out of you
I should get your own mother to beat you with that shoe
Or shoot you till you tear in two
calling the police as if they'll help you
'stead they take out their bats and help me out
then your'll have something to shout out
Taken on the best with no reputation
Without even knowing I've already killed your closest relation
Punch you down so hard your'll reach the core
Break every bone in your back and snap of your jaw
So your'll have nothing to come back with, cept spitting out your guts
Blood flowing out from all those open cuts ...............