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    A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.
    The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

    So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

    The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

    The boy admitted that this was the case.

    "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time."
    It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
    A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line...

    "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
    A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"
    She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old."

    The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"

    She replies, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."
    Once upon a time NASA decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.
    First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.

    Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German.

    They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause.

    Suddenly out came the third astronaut with a cigarette in his mouth.

    He walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, 'Has anyone got a friggin' match?!?'

  2. Funny S**t   -   #2
    DefX's Avatar Macula.Lutea. BT Rep: +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24BT Rep +24
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    good one on the astronaut joke


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