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    bunny67's Avatar THE ORIGINAL BUNNY! BT Rep: +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35
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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Stupid druggies.
    You have obviously never sensually licked 100 rizzla's and pasted them all over your lover's body, while writing amour stories to her on them, and finally lighting all of them
    inorder to get that true christmas tree feeling.
    i put rizlas on my kids dads forhead when he fell asleep at a party and set fire to them it was funny as fuck tho he wasnt impressed

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    damn Rizla.

    I use to buy a packet at a time, but i learnt my lesson.
    Now I buy boxes of em..

    Also, keep a RooR pipe/bong handy..
    I dont know whats worse....having no rizla, or waiting for your herbs to cure..



    Kammi

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    Rizla's are great as "post it's" to leave messages.

    multifunctional

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100% View Post
    Rizla's are great as "post it's" to leave messages.
    In a time of desperation, I smoked a Post-It spliff.
    Must admit it was fucking rank, don't do it kids.

    No idea how many times I've emptied a fag tube out to make a joint, but I bet it's 50 +.

    I used to be a flier, now I ramble.
    Hey you kids, never suck all the juice out of a tractor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kammi View Post
    I dont know whats worse....having no rizla, or waiting for your herbs to cure..
    Kammi
    Rizla is the stigmatized as the accessorie, hence it is frustrating when you have the essential yet do not have that little paper which is legal in shops.

    In the movie Children of Men, he said, the world can collapse, foreigners can be abused, your rights can be tasken away from you but hashish is still illegal.

    all i want is one rizla.

    not for dope

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    Sounds like a film

    The Last Rizla
    Starring: 100%
    Tag-line: use it wisely

    One lone paper in a field of hemp (geddit). Will it be used immediately or saved for as long as possible and savoured? Will 100% make the trecherous journey to get any more? Or will he embark on the fruitless searching, ever searching, down the side of the sofa, that drawer in the kitchen thats got all that useful/useless stuff in it, the pockets of long forgotten coats, the places that it will never be but having tasted 'the last rizla' you are now more desperate than ever (behind the TV, in the fridge)
    This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria

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    Set light to the field and stand down wind,oh yesh,many munchies on coming.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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