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    Skiz's Avatar (_8(I)
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    I have 2 televisions, 2 DVD players, 1 VCR.
    I have 2 stereos.
    I have 6 remote controls, divided between 2 drawers.
    I have 2 computers, 2 printers, and 1 scanner.
    I have 4 cell phones, 2 phone lines.
    I have no messages.
    I have 3 cookbooks.
    I have 7 take-out menus for 2 restaurants.
    I have 7 packets of ketchup.
    I have (approx) 100 packets of Sweet N Low.
    I have 46 dishes, bowls, cups, saucers, mugs, and glasses.
    I have 8 pairs of golf, walking, cowboy boots, and dress shoes.
    I am wearing socks.
    I have 1, 37 cent stamp.
    I have 13, 2 cent stamps.
    I have 18,504 mp3 files.
    I listen to only 1 morning radio talk show.
    I have 4 sets of linens/sheets for 1 bed and 1 air mattress.
    I don't like having houseguests.
    I have 4,507 frequent flier miles.
    I have 28 Days on DVD.
    I have 31 yards of dental floss.

    What do you have?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Skizo View Post
    I have no messages.
    I have 4 sets of linens/sheets for 1 bed and 1 air mattress.
    I don't like having houseguests.
    You have a trading rep.
    You do not need to see my I.D.

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    I have a double bladed knife
    I have brass knuckles
    I have a wallet
    I have a computer
    I have seckz
    I have a torch lighter

    That's it for now.

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    Busyman™'s Avatar Use Logic Or STFU!
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    I have 5 televisions, 7 DVD players, 3 VCRs
    I have 2 stereos.
    I have 20 remote controls
    I have 5 computers, 4 printers, and 2 scanners
    I have 7 cell phones, 3 phone lines, 2 wireless headsets
    My mailbox is full (again)
    I have 2 cars but need a pick-up truck
    I have 4 cookbooks plus a free subscription to Bon Apetit
    I have 14 take-out menus for multiple restaurants stashed in drawer
    I have 3 wholesale club sized bottles of ketchup.
    I have 1 bag of Splenda which I stopped using since I lost most of the weight I gained
    I have no idea how many dishes I have.
    I have 7 weeks under my belt of playing basketball since I had my knee surgered
    I have maybe 30 pairs of shoes but that's collected over years (shoe size don't change)
    I have 10 suits, 4 sport coats, 0 tuxedos
    I am not wearing socks.
    I have 1 gazebo
    I have 8 trees in my yard
    I have 1 fire hydrant off my yard
    I have 1 neighbor
    I have 1 roll of 37 cent stamps.
    I have 1 page of 2 cent stamps.
    I have 0, 39 cent stamps.
    I have too many mp3 files to count.
    I have 4 sets of friends
    I listen to only 3 morning radio talk shows (Steve Czaban on Sportalk 980, Russ Parr on WKYS, Tom Joyner on 103.5,(Mike & Mike sometimes on ESPN Radio ))
    I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
    I am writing 3 screenplays simultaneously and have finished 1
    I have 6 comforter sets for 1 bed 5 bed/sheet sets for my 6 year-old's bed
    I have 1 Bowflex Ultimate 2
    I have about 8 magazine subcriptions
    I have 1 wholesale club membership (some people have 2)
    I love having houseguests
    I have 10 video game systems and barely play 1
    I have 2 refrigerators, 1 deep freezer
    I have 0 frequent flier miles.
    I have been on 1 cruise
    I have flown only 8 times
    I have Videodrome on DVD.
    I have 4 brand new rolls of dental floss and 1 used one.
    Last edited by Busyman™; 02-26-2007 at 09:49 AM.

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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I have a 15 month old daughter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™ View Post
    I have 5 keyboards, 1 trumpet, 2 drum machines, 3 keyboard stands, 1 sequencer, 2 effects processors, 1 patchbay, 1 mixer, and 1 hard disk recorder
    Do you have a mic? If so, play the trumpet for us

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    SnnY's Avatar Error Syntax
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    I have a 15 month old daughter
    Do you have a mic? If so, make her tell Bo to fuck off.

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    I have wanks.
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    2 x 2GB Cosair XMS3 DDR3 1600MHZ
    Radeon 5850 @ 866/1254MHZ
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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I think busyman has just blown his own trumpet for us


    I have a mic, yes, but all she can say is "doggie", and "socks" which sounds like "secks", so I can get her to say "doggie secks" if you like




    NB. Strictly speaking she can also say "daddy", "nappy", "spoon", "Bye bye" and do the second line to "Old Macdonald had a farm"

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    SnnY's Avatar Error Syntax
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    Teach her to say "Bo", and then try and work something out from there.

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