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    MCHeshPants420's Avatar Fake Shemp
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    This is a thread for me to nominate people who I feel have been idiots of exceptional prowess, an uber-idiot if you will. Feel free to add your own (not forum members or mods though please).

    Idiot#1: Richard Branson


    You've been in charge of my cable and TV subscription for about two weeks (unasked for as well, you just bought out my supplier) and you've already lost me all the Sky channels. Which, by the way, are the only decent channels on cable TV. Thanks for that mate, maybe next week you could get into an argument with Google so they'll stop their services on my cable or you could send me some more of your nauseating mission statement leaflets advertising a company I've been forced to subscribe to.

    I hope your next balloon crashes you lardy beardy twat. Oh, and I didn't appreciate your cameo in the otherwise excellent Casino Royale. Twunt.

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    Idiot#2: Jade Goody

    You fucking idiot.

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    Idiot #3 MCHeshPants420

    When dread-missus was away saw fit to indulge in takeaway of the chicken variety and squirrelled the boxes containing the bones in various different parts of the bedroom, either to conceal them from the dread-missus or to save them for later.

    Dread-missus arrives home today to find that Uber-cat has sniffed out each box and decimated the chicken bones, leaving little piles of chewed up bone and gristle all over the floor, as well as copius amounts of mucousy cat-vomit. Not a happy crab-girl.

    Boys, no matter how pissed you are, it surely can't be hard to put your waste food-matter in the bin.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Idiot#4: Thomas Midgley, Jr

    Thomas Midgley, Jr. (May 18, 1889 – November 2, 1944), was an American mechanical engineer turned chemist.

    He developed both the tetra-ethyl lead (TEL) additive to gasoline and chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs), and held over a hundred patents. While lauded at the time for his discoveries, today his legacy is seen as far more mixed considering the serious negative environmental impacts of these innovations.

    One historian remarked that Midgley "had more impact on the atmosphere than any other single organism in earth history."

    In 1940, he contracted polio at the age of 51, which left him severely disabled. This led him to devise an elaborate system of strings and pulleys to lift him from bed.

    This system was the eventual cause of his death when he was accidentally entangled in the ropes of this device and died of strangulation at the age of 55.

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    You put lead in petrol, and CFCs in aerosols and fridges.

    You wanker.

    You then died by entangling yourself in a machine you made to get you in and out of bed.

    You dick-head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCHeshPants420 View Post
    This is a thread for me to nominate people who I feel have been idiots of exceptional prowess, an uber-idiot if you will. Feel free to add your own (not forum members or mods though please).

    Idiot#1: Richard Branson


    You've been in charge of my cable and TV subscription for about two weeks (unasked for as well, you just bought out my supplier) and you've already lost me all the Sky channels. Which, by the way, are the only decent channels on cable TV. Thanks for that mate, maybe next week you could get into an argument with Google so they'll stop their services on my cable or you could send me some more of your nauseating mission statement leaflets advertising a company I've been forced to subscribe to.

    I hope your next balloon crashes you lardy beardy twat. Oh, and I didn't appreciate your cameo in the otherwise excellent Casino Royale. Twunt.
    I had my first drink of alcohol from Richard Branson.. drank directly from a Champaign bottle whilst I was lost from my parents for a few hours on holiday in Menorca. :lawsuit:

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Idiot #3 MCHeshPants420

    When dread-missus was away saw fit to indulge in takeaway of the chicken variety and squirrelled the boxes containing the bones in various different parts of the bedroom, either to conceal them from the dread-missus or to save them for later.

    Dread-missus arrives home today to find that Uber-cat has sniffed out each box and decimated the chicken bones, leaving little piles of chewed up bone and gristle all over the floor, as well as copius amounts of mucousy cat-vomit. Not a happy crab-girl.

    Boys, no matter how pissed you are, it surely can't be hard to put your waste food-matter in the bin.

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