Idiot #3 MCHeshPants420
When dread-missus was away saw fit to indulge in takeaway of the chicken variety and squirrelled the boxes containing the bones in various different parts of the bedroom, either to conceal them from the dread-missus or to save them for later.
Dread-missus arrives home today to find that Uber-cat has sniffed out each box and decimated the chicken bones, leaving little piles of chewed up bone and gristle all over the floor, as well as copius amounts of mucousy cat-vomit. Not a happy crab-girl.
Boys, no matter how pissed you are, it surely can't be hard to put your waste food-matter in the bin.
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