accidentally ran into a glass vase at pier 1 imports..79 dollars
accidentally ran into a glass vase at pier 1 imports..79 dollars
was working in a hospital laundry factory many years ago and we had been slogging hard all day so i thought to get us a break for 15 mins or so id jam a machine by throwing something inside which was a slipper .well the machine jammed alright doh but the slipper caught on fire causing £25,000 worth of damage lucky for me my workmates kept silent
OOps
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You guys are amatures I remember my son dropping my wife's new digital camera on Xmas day and trying to blame the cat . Remember the Shit Can Flow Chart ?
http://ylatis.com/darkon/humor/flochart.html
Last edited by peat moss; 03-03-2007 at 11:15 PM.
A big screen TV that fell on my friend (I dint really break it but i was there to laugh at the event)
When I was little, we had an ice storm (which doesn't happen often) and my Dad's truck was completely covered in ice. I went around the whole truck with a hammer breaking it off, real soft like.
The entire truck looked like it had hail damage.
He had to replace all of the body paneling.![]()
yo
My dog got ahold of my cell once..300$ down the tube. Other than that I've been pretty fortunate.
An antique oil lamp when i was about 17. I was cutting a pattern out of fabric on the floor and as i backed up i bumped into the table it was on, It wobbled - toppled - and fell off the table smashing the glass bowl part, to this day she has never been able to find a replacement glass bowly thing. The worse part was that the 1st thing my mum did when she came running at the sound of breaking glass was to burst into tears - I still feel bad even though it was an accident.
This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria
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