effendi
Get on the injection - it's like magic.Originally Posted by CrabGirl
Nah. I've a no-bleed coil shoved up my chuff, means I don't shed clots every month. I'm just narky all the time.You're probably just on your period.
Strap a hot-water bottle to your stomach whilst you're ironing and take some evening primrose oil after you've cooked a hearty meal and you'll be right as rain
No bleeding, no moods and no babies. It's not just magic, it's fantastic magic.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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This thread has turned into an episode of Woman's Own.
Sexpest
Migraine-inducing magic.Get on the injection - it's like magic.
Nah. I've a no-bleed coil shoved up my chuff, means I don't shed clots every month. I'm just narky all the time.
No bleeding, no moods and no babies. It's not just magic, it's fantastic magic.
I'm happy with my method of contraception thanks.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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mostly harmless
The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting
effendi
You watch too much TV.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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or who could forget womans hour on radio 4?
Poster
Yup. I better go and hang up the dishes and stuff. You won't see me posting again until it's all done.The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting
Well, apart from the macro of course...
effendi
I bet the migraine was nothing to do with the injection.Migraine-inducing magic.
I'm happy with my method of contraception thanks.
What with a house to look after and a job, I shouldn't wonder that it's sent your little head into a terrible tizzy
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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good luck.Yup. I better go and hang up the dishes and stuff. You won't see me posting again until it's all done.The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting
Well, apart from the macro of course...
Fake Shemp
Thats absolutely right. Nuptials for housework.The best contraception is no sex, which could be the way things are going unless cheese stops posting and does the dusting
He's done all his chores now though.
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