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Thread: What would you do if you had a twat machine?

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    MediaSlayer's Avatar slowly going deaf
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    Well, hell.



    I didn't find the exact pics I wanted but you get the idea. So what would you do if you had an artificial machine that had the look and feel of a woman but without the other stuff?


    sending fiery missiles in manker's japan's general direction.

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    i would take the piss out of it

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    In the second picture, are those people gang-raping a blow-up doll

    How odd

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    indeed and what is the production date of this doll?

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    What you need is a fleshlight


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    Anyway, what do you mean "What would I do"


    What would you do

    I wouldn't need to tie it down, that's for sure

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    I just found this, looks pretty good, although it's off topic.

    @barbarossa- i would bone it of course! as long as it doesn't involve suction like this one vacuum pump video i saw

    [img=http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/PussySnorkel.jpg]snorkel[/img]
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    sending fiery missiles in manker's japan's general direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    What you need is a fleshlight

    barbarossa uses it with the lid attatched.

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    Laugh

    ^

    Also, I'd probably tear it up...

    ...by accident
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    Fill it full of helium and get a natural high.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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