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Thread: Help me, I'm turning into a housewife!

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    't is true !

    I've always hated cleaning, but I just cleaned the bedroom, the bathroom, the hallway, the stairs, and the livingroom (kitchen and garden are husbands territory(for cleaning at least)).

    And I got a bit carried away.

    I even hoovered the dust from between the floorboards


    And I enjoyed it.


    Can someone come over so we can get pissed. I'm scaring myself

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    You'll have to give up work now.

    There's no way a girlie can properly keep a house clean and hold down a full time job
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
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    all is as it should be, nature is taking its course and stuff

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    Good point.

    Well presented.

    I shall inform my other half of my decision tonight

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    Sounds like nest building to me.

    I hear the sound dadadada dadadada

    Of tiny huns.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    They shall not be tiny huns

    They shall be tiny Club Brugge fans

    BTW, the weather is gorgeous today. What a lovely day

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    That doesn't rime with distant drums tho'
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Sounds like nest building to me.

    I hear the sound dadadada dadadada

    Of tiny huns.
    Do tiny huns sound like trumpets, then.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Well.... my big hun does tend to fart a lot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Well.... my big hun does tend to fart a lot


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    Maybe we missed JP's point. I'm thinking he was referencing a song or poem from the olden days
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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