Things said in the last 10 minutes that I don't understand

[Barbarossa]

all this talk of cawk is making me hungry but there's no more fewd left, only cawfee which would take too long to freeze

I always have a vision of a little smiley with a dodgy moustache and no hair trying to complete his list

If you think about it, if Gemboy loses one vowel you'll become a lesboid.

Can anyone elucidate?

[Barbarossa]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I just got the last one

[Skweeky]

Well, you know how Earl, from the tv show has a dodgy moustace, no hair, and also has a list of things he needs to do in order to have good karma?

Hence, every time someone writes :earl:, all I can think of is alittle smiley with a dodgy moustache etc...

[manker]

Yeah.

Mulder wants to eat a coffee lolly, Skweey always envisages a smiley with a dodgy moustache when someone write :earl: and JP means that gemboy (Skweeky's beau) would become gemby (a girl) if he lost a vowel.

[Skweeky]

woot

I just got the last one as well

[Barbarossa]

Ohhhhhhh, I never watched "My Name is Earl", so that explains that one.

[Biggles]

The second two are straighforward - I am not sure I want to think about the first one

What does Mulder usually keep in his freezer?

[Mr. Mulder]

What does Mulder usually keep in his freezer?

depends how tall they are and if the space under the garage floor is full

[Snee]

I thought Arky had gone ghey there.

[Mr. Mulder]

I thought Arky had gone ghey there.

On the subject of Arch Linux, have you tried it? cos its just the bestest ever.