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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    ...and owns his own hair straighteners.
    Actually, I don't.

    Due to a clever bit of thinkage, I bought the missus a pair of GHDs for xmas and now I use them
    Ahhh So the gold-plated, jewel-encrusted, plinth-mounted ones with "manker" engraved on them in copperplate weren't yours then?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    Actually, I don't.

    Due to a clever bit of thinkage, I bought the missus a pair of GHDs for xmas and now I use them
    Ahhh So the gold-plated, jewel-encrusted, plinth-mounted ones with "manker" engraved on them in copperplate weren't yours then?
    Well, yeah, but they're not as good as the new ones I lovingly bestowed upon my better half - so I chucked them.

    GHDs = the shit
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I burnt my head with mine, so I stopped using them.

    Plus I look daft with straight hair.

    You'd look good whatever you did to yours you git.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    I defo have to see you with straight hair to believe it.

    It just doesn't seem possible.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    I think I've said this before on here, but the first time I did it I walked into a pub and all the old blokes called me nana miskouri.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Ahhh, you did - and people here were like 'Nana Miskouri '
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Yeh. I didn't know either. I googled it when I got in and was like, WTF?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    arch linux? Link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnash View Post
    arch linux? Link?
    Spammer.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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