50 things to do before you're 30
1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit/![]()
2. Shoot something/![]()
3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home![]()
4. Boot Linux on your home PC![]()
5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language/![]()
6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget![]()
7. Post bail for a friend![]()
8. Break a really large plate glass window/![]()
9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover/![]()
10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day/![]()
11. Make a pointless modification to your house![]()
12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil![]()
13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)![]()
14. Buy a samurai sword/![]()
15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives/![]()
16. Destroy a speed camera![]()
17. Refill an inkjet cartridge![]()
18. Say something obscene on national television![]()
19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space![]()
20. Break a sledgehammer![]()
21. Make a bomb/![]()
22. Smash a CRT![]()
23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong![]()
24. Tip a waiter with something other than money![]()
25. Light a fire with petrol/![]()
26. Kidnap someone/![]()
27. Park inside a motorway service station![]()
28. Own a convertible.![]()
29. Live abroad./![]()
30. Drive at more than 140mph.Passenger
31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining![]()
32. Give yourself a mains electric shock./![]()
33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself![]()
34. Write off a car![]()
35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn/![]()
36. Get drunk on Absinthe![]()
37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis![]()
38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery/![]()
39. Take part in motorsport![]()
40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours![]()
41. Set off a fire extinguisher/![]()
42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads![]()
43. Hotwire a car/![]()
44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting![]()
45. Shag an ex by mistake![]()
46. Dial 999![]()
47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again![]()
48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose![]()
49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting![]()
50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.![]()
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