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    50 things to do before you're 30

    1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit/
    2. Shoot something/
    3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
    4. Boot Linux on your home PC
    5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language/
    6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
    7. Post bail for a friend
    8. Break a really large plate glass window/
    9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover/
    10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day/
    11. Make a pointless modification to your house
    12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
    13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
    14. Buy a samurai sword/
    15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives/
    16. Destroy a speed camera
    17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
    18. Say something obscene on national television
    19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
    20. Break a sledgehammer
    21. Make a bomb/
    22. Smash a CRT
    23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
    24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
    25. Light a fire with petrol/
    26. Kidnap someone/
    27. Park inside a motorway service station
    28. Own a convertible.
    29. Live abroad./
    30. Drive at more than 140mph. Passenger
    31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
    32. Give yourself a mains electric shock./
    33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
    34. Write off a car
    35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn/
    36. Get drunk on Absinthe
    37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
    38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery/
    39. Take part in motorsport
    40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
    41. Set off a fire extinguisher/
    42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
    43. Hotwire a car/
    44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
    45. Shag an ex by mistake
    46. Dial 999
    47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
    48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
    49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting
    50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.

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    number 13 is very unlucky.
    i think number 35 is the best though.

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    50 things to do before you're 30

    1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit at least 3 times
    2. Shoot something ..die damn ducks!
    3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home ..I wish
    4.
    Boot Linux on your home PC k next..
    5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language I hate NL since
    6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
    7. Post bail for a friend ..no bail in my contry..
    8.
    Break a really large plate glass window wasn't me!
    9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
    10.
    Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
    11. Make a pointless modification to your house
    12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
    13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
    14.
    Buy a samurai sword heh who doesn't
    15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
    16.
    Destroy a speed camera
    17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
    18. Say something obscene on national television .. will do
    19.
    Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
    20. Break a sledgehammer
    21. Make a bomb
    22. Smash a CRT
    23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong :puke:
    24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
    25.
    Light a fire with petrol
    26. Kidnap someone
    27.
    Park inside a motorway service station
    28. Own a convertible.
    29. Live abroad.
    30. Drive at more than 140mph.
    31.
    Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining
    32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
    33.
    Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself ..my car
    34. Write off a car
    35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
    36. Get drunk on Absinthe
    37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
    38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
    39. Take part in motorsport
    40.
    Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
    41. Set off a fire extinguisher hehehe
    42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
    43. Hotwire a car
    44.
    Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
    45. Shag an ex by mistake shag an ex is always a mistake
    46. Dial 999
    47.
    Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
    48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
    49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting ...about 500.c'mon.
    50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
    I have about 10 years to finnish the job
    Last edited by iNSOMNiA; 03-09-2007 at 01:15 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by missie View Post
    50 things to do before you're 30

    1. Have a really stupid accident which necessitates a hospital visit
    2. Shoot something
    3. Take a weekend break more than 1000 miles from home
    4. Boot Linux on your home PC
    5. Get lost in a country where you don't speak the language
    6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
    7. Post bail for a friend
    8. Break a really large plate glass window
    9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
    10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day
    11. Make a pointless modification to your house (assuming the parents' house counts, when I lived there.)
    12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
    13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
    14. Buy a samurai sword
    15. Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives
    16. Destroy a speed camera
    17. Refill an inkjet cartridge
    18. Say something obscene on national television
    19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space
    20. Break a sledgehammer
    21. Make a bomb
    22. Smash a CRT
    23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
    24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
    25. Light a fire with petrol
    26. Kidnap someone
    27. Park inside a motorway service station
    28. Own a convertible.
    29. Live abroad.
    30. Drive at more than 140mph.
    31. Get something for free through a masterpiece of complaining

    32. Give yourself a mains electric shock.
    33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
    34. Write off a car
    35. Fall asleep and get really hilarious sunburn
    36. Get drunk on Absinthe
    37. Stay up all night listening to a girl have an emotional crisis
    38. Lick the terminals of a 9 volt battery
    39. Take part in motorsport
    40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
    41. Set off a fire extinguisher
    42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
    43. Hotwire a car
    44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting
    45. Shag an ex by mistake
    46. Dial 999
    47. Commit a faux pas which means that a friend will never speak to you again
    48. Make a bet you couldn't afford to lose
    49. Read a 500 page book in one sitting
    50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
    Some I'm a bit unsure of, tho', due to this, that and inebriation

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    I'm about 4 ahead of you SnnY, unfortunately I am also substantially older than 30 so it doesn't really count.

    I'm counting an overnighter as a weekend btw, as it's well in the spirit of the thing and I've done it more than once.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    I have only done 13 of them and most are the unfun ones like 1, 32 (lots of times) 35 and 37.

    A life lived in the fast lane
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by missie View Post
    50 things to do before you're 30


    4. Boot Linux on your home PC

    6. Spend more than your monthly income on a pocket sized gadget
    7. Post bail for a friend
    8. Break a really large plate glass window
    9. Make a parachute jump on a hangover
    10. Use a whole roll of gaffa tape in one day

    12. Neck a pint of peppermint oil
    13. Pull a shemale by mistake (but realise in time...)
    14. Buy a samurai sword

    16. Destroy a speed camera

    18. Say something obscene on national television
    19. Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space

    21. Make a bomb

    23. Require medical treatment as a consequence of kinky sex gone wrong
    24. Tip a waiter with something other than money
    25. Light a fire with petrol
    26. Kidnap someone
    27. Park inside a motorway service station
    28. Own a convertible.

    30. Drive at more than 140mph.


    33. Completely dismantle an object larger than yourself
    34. Write off a car




    39. Take part in motorsport
    40. Stay at the office for more than 24 hours
    41. Set off a fire extinguisher
    42. Drive at least 600 miles in a day on two lane roads
    43. Hotwire a car
    44. Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting





    50. Escape a perfectly justified parking ticket.
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    there's two things in this life i hate; 1. Cultural discrimination and 2. Gypsies

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    Are those the one's you've done, or haven't done.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post


    I have only done 13 of them and most are the unfun ones like 1, 32 (lots of times) 35 and 37.

    A life lived in the fast lane
    You're a witch accountant.

    That's got to go for something.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post


    I have only done 13 of them and most are the unfun ones like 1, 32 (lots of times) 35 and 37.

    A life lived in the fast lane
    You're a witch accountant.

    That's got to go for something.
    Fair point

    They just didn't ask the right questions
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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