Just got my bonus announced

[Busyman™]

I just got told im getting about £2400 bonus from work in next months pay check. what should i do with all my filthy lucra.

my ideas so far

1)piss up ending with hiring of kosovan/polska/romanian brass for £20 a piece and have a multinational foursome.
2)tarting up my car (or at least making it legal)
3)new porn machine with bigger hdd.
4)save a few hundread just incase chelsea get to the champions league final for lads weekend out in anthens.
5)chelsea season ticket.

what have i missed or how would you spend said amount?

Immediately put it in a high yield savings account.

You can figure something else out later while you earn 5% annually compounded everyday.

[4play]

Immediately put it in a high yield savings account.

You can figure something else out later while you earn 5% annually compounded everyday.

They are doing a scheme were i can pay my bonus into a high interest account managed by my company and get it out in 5 years with about 5% interest and not have to pay a penny tax rather than the 23% tax im gonna have to pay.

[Mathea]

dont get the gimp mask off ebay it'll br dirty nasty used and stained i bet


my friend bekkey will mail you one tho if you want it

[4play]

sold

[missie]

Flying Alarm Clock

10-in-1 Games Table

LED Scrolling Belt Buckles

Predator Pro Paintball Gun

Fake Brick

150-in-1 Arcade Mania Machine

Magnetic Bottle Opener

Voodoo Knife Display


Wish I had a bonus coming.

[Busyman™]

Immediately put it in a high yield savings account.

You can figure something else out later while you earn 5% annually compounded everyday.

They are doing a scheme were i can pay my bonus into a high interest account managed by my company and get it out in 5 years with about 5% interest and not have to pay a penny tax rather than the 23% tax im gonna have to pay.

Won't you have to pay the tax once you get it out?

If you don't need the money now it sounds like a great idea.

I do sometimes cringe when people talk about spending their bonuses as soon as they get it (unless it's to pay down debt).

Many people have dug themselves such a hole and soon they get their tax refund they wanna blow it on some crap they don't need.

Meanwhile they have shit debt and live check to check.

[4play]

tax free when it comes out but i need the money now for erm.. as mulder put it beer and bewbs.

some of them things are quality lilmiss the beer bottle opener is going to be bought even though i drink cans normally.

[JPaul]

I'm with you Chelski boy. Spend the money now while you can enjoy it.

What about your next away European game, allied to some form of holiday.

Make a memory you will have forever.

[4play]

jp has a fantastic idea. Im all for watchin chelsea in valencia just hope its near my nans holiday home.

checking google maps now.

edit: benidorm is slight to far south to stay there their night after valencia,

[callum]

jp has a fantastic idea. Im all for watchin chelsea in valencia just hope its near my nans holiday home.

checking google maps now.

edit: benidorm is slight to far south to stay there their night after valencia,

I think it's about an hour and a half on the train, but you might have trouble getting one.