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    i need sum uhh new 1s well not need em but go ahead post the best u got

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    There was a topic on this already from a while ago. Try searching.

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    well slammy_drunken was so very helpful and i am workin on some from a friend who is quite big on them...coming soon

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    got one for you Charity!

    yo' momma so fat when she walks backwards, she beeps!

    Yo' momma so stoopid, she got stabbed in a shoot out!

    have these been done? I like them anyway!

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    Ya mama's so fat, if they kicked her out of the space shuttle she'd fall down to earth and obliterate a country

    Ya mama's so dumb, she thought an enema was someone you hate

    Ya mama's so fat, she once tried to get through the Arc de Triumph and got stuck

    Ya mama's so dumb, she once went to bingo and when the caller shouted 22 she went 'My IQ!'

    Hope they help


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    Originally posted by slammy_dunken@27 May 2003 - 19:17
    There was a topic on this already from a while ago. Try searching.
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    Yo Mama is so FAT when she wears high heels she strikes oil

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    yo momma so fat i have to walk for 3 miles just to get on her good side!

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    Guess my post wasn't as helpful, so here. A link to the Mama Jokes page I was talking about.

    http://www.klboard.ath.cx/bb/index.php?act...=ST&f=9&t=30909

    It should help you a bit.

    Originally posted by dirtyoldman+28 May 2003 - 15:06--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (dirtyoldman @ 28 May 2003 - 15:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--slammy_dunken@27 May 2003 - 19:17
    There was a topic on this already from a while ago.&nbsp; Try searching.
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    Huh? Is there something subliminal about that?

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    Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
    Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
    Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
    Yo momma so fat were in her right now
    Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
    Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
    Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
    Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
    Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
    Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
    Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay&#33;"
    Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi&#33;"
    Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
    Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
    Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
    Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
    Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
    Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
    Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution&#33; Wide Turn"
    Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
    Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can&#39;t hear the stereo.
    Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don&#39;t do livestock.
    Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she&#39;s got her own area code&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she looks like she&#39;s smuggling a Volkswagon&#33;
    Yo momma so fat God couldn&#39;t light Earth till she moved&#33;
    Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her&#33;
    Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
    Yo momma so fat she&#39;s got Amtrak written on her leg.
    Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn&#39;t pay for her liposuction&#33;
    Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky&#33;
    Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
    Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch&#39;s good side&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington&#39;s nose.
    Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God&#39;s bowling ball&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck&#33;&#33;&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she&#39;s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book&#33;
    Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she&#39;s on both sides of the family&#33;
    Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in&#33;
    Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips&#33;
    Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she&#39;s wearin tights&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car&#33;
    Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans&#33;
    Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
    Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
    Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
    Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
    Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
    Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
    Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
    Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
    Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
    Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
    Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
    Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
    Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn&#39;t cover her
    Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
    Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
    Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through
    Yo momma so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
    Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
    Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
    Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
    Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
    Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
    Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
    Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD&#39;s and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
    Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
    Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
    Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
    Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
    Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
    Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
    Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
    Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
    Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow&#33;
    Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
    Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts&#33;&#33;&#33;
    Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn&#39;t have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
    Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
    Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
    Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
    Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
    Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals&#33;&#33;&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off&#33;&#33;&#33;
    Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ&#33;&#33;&#33;
    Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
    Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
    Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
    Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
    Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
    Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
    Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn&#39;t read
    Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
    Yo momma so stupid she hears it&#39;s chilly outside so she gets a bowl
    Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M&#39;s in alphabetical order&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
    Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
    Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
    Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
    Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
    Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
    Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
    Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
    Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
    Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
    Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
    Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
    Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
    Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch&#33;
    Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
    Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
    Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
    Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
    Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
    Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
    Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
    Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
    Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
    Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and can&#39;t remember her birthday.
    Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
    Yo momma so stupid she couldn&#39;t read an audio book
    Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
    Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi&#33; Hitler"
    Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
    Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
    Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
    Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
    Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi&#39;s
    Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
    Yo momma so poor she can&#39;t afford to pay attention&#33;
    Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush&#33;
    Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people&#39;s fingers&#33;&#33;&#33;
    Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING&#33;"
    Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald&#39;s and put a milkshake on layaway.
    Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
    Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
    Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin&#39;?" She said, "Buying luggage."
    Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
    Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
    Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
    Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
    Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth&#33;
    Yo momma so hairy she&#39;s got afros on her nipples&#33;
    Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
    Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture&#33;
    Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
    Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro&#33;
    Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
    Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
    Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
    Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies&#33;
    Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside
    Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

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