Page 3 of 5 FirstFirst 12345 LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 41

Thread: "Superhuman powers"

  1. #21
    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vault 111
    Age
    39
    Posts
    16,598
    i'd want the power to fly so i could nock on peoples upstairs windows then hide and they'd be all lyke wtf lol

  2. Lounge   -   #22
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Also, omnipotence could get embarrassing if you called someone on your mobile.

    You: Alrite, flowe.
    Your mate: Where are you?
    You: Taking a shit and driving my Mam to Asda.


    See.
    Last edited by manker; 03-13-2007 at 04:28 PM.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  3. Lounge   -   #23
    Snee's Avatar Error xɐʇuʎs BT Rep: +1
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Location
    on something.
    Age
    45
    Posts
    17,971
    Apparently omnipotence doesn't include the power of being subtle, then.

  4. Lounge   -   #24
    Alien5's Avatar μετά BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Posts
    8,400
    i needed that top be explained, yeah i thought omnipotent meant you had a highly potent sexyness lyke.

  5. Lounge   -   #25
    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Over here!
    Posts
    15,172
    Omnipotence:

    You: Alrite, flowe.
    Your mate: Where are you?
    You: everywhere

    SnnY is right

  6. Lounge   -   #26
    Alien5's Avatar μετά BT Rep: +6BT Rep +6
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Posts
    8,400
    Omnipotence:

    You: Alrite, flowe.
    Your mate: Where are you?
    You: Inside you

  7. Lounge   -   #27
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Quote Originally Posted by SnnY View Post
    Apparently omnipotence doesn't include the power of being subtle, then.
    Of course it would - but you can't use all of your powers all of the time.

    Subtlety would be one of the last powers I'd learn to control. Compared with the most of the rest at my disposal, it's fucking pointless.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  8. Lounge   -   #28
    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
    Join Date
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Over here!
    Posts
    15,172
    Subtlety is a superhuman power in itself

  9. Lounge   -   #29
    manker's Avatar effendi
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Location
    I wear an Even Steven wit
    Posts
    32,371
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Omnipotence:

    You: Alrite, flowe.
    Your mate: Where are you?
    You: everywhere

    SnnY is right
    Nah, you'd start off doing simple things. Like being somewhere else whilst you were otherwise occupied. You don't just master omnipotence straight off the bat.

    Look at Q's son - he was rubbish at being omnipotent compared with the rest of the continuum.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

  10. Lounge   -   #30
    Mr. Mulder's Avatar pepper your angus BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Location
    Vault 111
    Age
    39
    Posts
    16,598
    Q was a homo though and they say the disease is genetic

Page 3 of 5 FirstFirst 12345 LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •