How To Stop A Smoke Detector?

[sArA]

try removing the battery......or hitting it with a hammer....or for a more fun filled attempt at silencing it...try a catapult, or pea shooter.

[clocker]

Originally posted by sara5564@28 May 2003 - 20:41
try removing the battery......or hitting it with a hammer....or for a more fun filled attempt at silencing it...try a catapult, or pea shooter.

All very good ideas Sara.
Not all of us have catapults in the closet, however.

[imported_stg1123]

ok get a chair and a table.put the chair on the table then stand on the chair and smash the annoying fu^$%r to smithereens for being so annoying.

[sArA]

take a y shaped piece of tree from the garden (or if no garden a tree nearby) remove elastic from your knickers......tie round the ends of the Y and get an insert from a padded bra...get a stone (also from the garden) and hold it in the bra insert against the elastic..........................................................................pull back slowly..............................take aim............. (carefully avoiding cats, kids, and family heirlooms) ...............................fire!!!!!!

[clocker]

You make that sound almost pornographic, Sara...

[sArA]

maybe I could get a job writing pornographic stories!!!! ha! I wrote one once....sent it to a mate under a pseudonym....they were pretty impressed....I never did let on though....my little secret. B)