If you had an Alien in your stomach..

**100%** · 03-20-2007, 11:04 PM

Apart from regretting taking taking the job, suing the company,

What would you do?

**Alien5** · 03-20-2007, 11:11 PM

Bite it's fucking head off, spit it out then scream "fuck you!"

**100%** · 03-20-2007, 11:14 PM

You will make a great father.

**Alien5** · 03-20-2007, 11:37 PM

or i might wait for it to be born out of my arse, if it doesnt decide to burst out of my chest while im eating my breakfast.

**Mathea** · 03-20-2007, 11:45 PM

id ask him to stop

if that didnt work id report him

then ask the admins to ban him

/reported incase he gets any ideas

**GepperRankins** · 03-21-2007, 12:30 AM

if you had a worm eating your optic nerve. would you be more freaked out about having an animal in your head or going blind?

**Alien5** · 03-21-2007, 12:36 AM

yes

**Alien5** · 03-21-2007, 12:36 AM

possibly

**j2k4** · 03-21-2007, 12:44 AM

As much as I like Mexican food, I am not a cannibal.

**Bucktoof** · 03-21-2007, 06:11 AM

I would drink pure lemonade and eat the spiciest foods.

Sure I will pay later on the toilet, but there's an alien in my stomach

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